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stan twitter introduced to concept of reading

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Which is gayer, Prots or Sedes? 

step your trad game up and defend and respect the pope regardless of your petty feelings about him

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Now I may not know about Christian theology, praxis, the Bible, the Church, or Christian Morality

But I just think

What if…the real Christians are the ones that pander to me specifically? 

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Tumblr: where on earth do abusive parents get this idea that they literally own their child body and soul??

Also tumblr: it’s totally fine to have an abortion if the baby is inconvenient to you uwu

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another confusing thing is when a man calls you beautiful or something and you watch him watching himself say it and you see that he’s more impressed by his own observation/consumption of you than by your organic presence and you realise the whole thing is basically a performance and his ego is the audience

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some of the males on this website really be like “women aren’t funny” but 90% of their comedic vocabulary is comprised of “i hate women” jokes and the remaining 10% is stale memes.

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“cis people are our allies!” dam who been murdering us then?

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Ladies and gentlemen….we got em.

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girls locker room: i always get the worst shit just before home economics. uggh friends is such a good show. omg i just love tall guys and i hate when short guys come up to me like no ugly!

boys locker room: 

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Lmao Poland deported Richard Spencer

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The only thing being proved here is your unjustified hatred of men. Remember, a man died for your sins. Hoes stay mad 

I want to see a study of those Catholics who think they are more Catholic than the Vatican, you know, the ones who think it’s fine to reject whatever they want because “muh it’s not dogma” “muh it’s not anathemetized.” The attitude of the college armchair theologian who thinks he’s smarter than the bishops who write these documents has neckbeard-ean levels of hubris and I bet that they are overwhelmingly male.

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Yeah, believe it or not, theology is a male-dominated field. 4 out of the 36 Doctors of the Church are female. What are you trying to prove?

I want to see a study of those Catholics who think they are more Catholic than the Vatican, you know, the ones who think it’s fine to reject whatever they want because “muh it’s not dogma” “muh it’s not anathemetized.” The attitude of the college armchair theologian who thinks he’s smarter than the bishops who write these documents has neckbeard-ean levels of hubris and I bet that they are overwhelmingly male.

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stfu feminist 

To all my kings out there saving themselves for marriage, don’t let these thots make you feel invalid. 

If a man hears, “I won’t have sex with you,” when you say, “I am saving sex for marriage,” then he has just told you all you need to know about his plans for the relationship.

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This sex strike for reproductive rights shit is so funny, we’ve been telling y'all to stop banging a new loser every weekend but y'all are so hostile to the idea. Maybe if libfems actually go through with a sex strike the celibacy will clear their heads and they’ll realize how self-destructive and deeply unfulfilling it is to fuck strangers, and start focusing on the circumstances that cause abortion instead of blindly supporting it