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these always pop up before payday

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Time to wake up...

So i guess I no longer want to be a pro player?

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Don’t you guys see this is what THEY want... THEY want us yelling and arguing with each other, because then we aren’t fighting with THEM for our rights.

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Thank you

So the day after I got yelled at by that “Lady.” I decided to play it “nicer” and preface everything i say with “hey guys I don’t want to be mean....” I go on about this for two hours, and what happened was a little girl looked up to me and said “your not being mean, In fact your probably one of the nicest people here.” my heart melted. it made my day and helped me get through the weekend.

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calm down....

My coworker and I were running the launch tower at the middle of the day someone leaned on the fence a little too hard and it broke. Maintenance came along put on a band aid and my team told us not to let people touch the fence for the rest of the day. Things went smoothly until the next to last ride... Me: (welcoming teenagers on, one wearing a cartoon shirt shirt) "Just one important question, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" Teenagers: "Spongebob Squarepants" *rolls eyes* Me: "yeah i know it's pretty lame, but it's the last five minutes we're just trying to make it fun" I go and lock the restraints, check to make sure everyone is safe and okay, jiggled my gates to make sure they don't come loose, and turn to see a woman leaning on the fence. Me: Excuse me guys could not lean on the fence, it fell over earlier and.... Woman  "WELLL FINE WE WON'T LEAN ON THE FENCE BUT I'M STILL STANDING HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO... Me: *slowly begins walking backwards with hands raised in the air....* Woman: continuing "THOSE ARE MY KIDS ON THE RIDE... YEAH YOU WALK BALK WITH YOUR HANDS UP....." ME: runs the ride let's the teens off.... Team Mate: 'We hope you guys enjoyed your day' Woman: "oh yeah, i was enjoying my day until you two soiled it with your attitudes, and it'll be the best day when I tell your managers!!!" I go to the team lead collecting my papers and ask if we would get in trouble Team Lead "No you guys did your job, in fact if a guest complains you get *Fake employee currency*"

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How many expansions did this rpg have?!?

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TBF, Goodwin’s Law only applies when the comparison is unjustified or inaccurate...

:/

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This is why I never complain (loudly) about the top deck in modern. 

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I fell like this a metaphor for the Scalia discussion.... 

My opponent & I are under 3 life. I am able to kill him on my turn. Game has ended. We are discussing the game couple min. pass, he realizes he could have triggered an ability to win & he wants to do it 4 the win. What should I do since I already won

The game is over.

If your opponent could have won during the game, he should have done so then. He didn’t, so you won instead. Misplays happen and are a part of Magic.

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My favorite Minecraft Server

http://www.coldcity.enjin.com/

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Squid Beacons

If you see a squid beacon TAKE IT OUT. Trust me, I main the Krak-on roller taking out my  beacons will cripple me from getting into the match. 

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zYjFcNb0s)

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Minecraft

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUbjDyUwaeQ)

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