I'm just a grown person with two stepkids and no original thoughts
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I went to a butterfly farm on Halloween. Check out these spooooky babies. I locked eyes with a basilisk and now I am a statue
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Ok now do the Wikipedia page about Wikipedia
An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.
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i will shit
if you treat yourself like shit, u will shit u will only have shit
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Day 5 of the Blooming Hope mandala blanket and I'm entirely in love
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Day 2 progress photo. Pattern here if you're thirsty for it:
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Day 1 of a crochet project that might take the rest of my life to finish
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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Sometimes I get sick of playing mindless games on my phone and then I turn to Tumblr to find a more nutritional flavour of dopamine
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Have you ever listened to a song parody that permanently affected how you listen to the original?
#IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST#THE BEST#you're the best#around#nothing's gonna ever keep you down#the best part of waking up#is folgers in your cup#neil cicierega#fucked up Wonderwall as well#and the Ghostbusters theme
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please learn how to code
like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,
learn a little bit of coding please
#reblogging for other people who might actually bother to do this#I'm not bored#I'm looking at tumblr
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Hate when the lesbian gets so involved in a board game she briefly leaves my body. Rude
Was winning at monopoly and can confirm I felt the lesbian briefly leave my body
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If we assume the debts the union gets a new line of credit, a financial diuretic. How do you not get it?
Just remember that DeSantis voted against Hurricane Sandy relief.
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Do people ever share like stuff from their real life here or is it totally uncouth to veer away from anonymity
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Why did I think that was Chappell Roan
Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
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hey guys? guys? i think my dad is cool
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