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Call Luigi

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ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.

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Hi Tumblr Newbies,

The inevitable new influx of people means a roundup of folks talking about "we don't have an algorithm here," "you NEED to reblog things," etc. and I would just like to offer some actually helpful advice.

One of tumblr's best assets is that it offers you multiple algorithmic feeds, including not having one at all. If you are on mobile, you will notice a "following" tab, followed by a "for you" tab, which is algorithmically generated. "Following" only includes posts from people you follow, in reverse chronological order. That's it. The vast majority of tumblr users prefer it this way, as we predate algorithms.

If you are new and looking to expand what you're finding quickly, you can browse under the algorithmic feed and tweak it once you've followed a few blogs and liked a few things - under "settings," you can choose to have posts related to your likes, or the likes of people you follow.

However - again, most users on this website do not use the algorithm. It's for that reason that reblogging posts is of such importance here. Liking a post is an appreciated sign of goodwill, but for the majority of users, it will not boost the post. Many of use use likes just as a save folder.

So if you genuinely like something you see on here, I encourage you to reblog it, because that is the only way the post will continue to spread around. Almost everyone started their blog with a theme they were loathe to ruin with an unrelated reblog, but by now most of us are just streams of consciousness showing each other things we find funny or interesting, and if you view your blog the same way you will have a much more enjoyable experience.

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Time loop fans: when the loop changes slightly!

time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

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How often do you reckon the queen changes her knickers? Is it only once a day, like the rest of us? Or has she got people to do that for her?

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This has got to be the most incomprehensible thing I’ve ever read this is a reply to a dumbass pick up artist twitter thread but it sounds like a riddle that you’d be given 3 chances to solve before getting thrown in the gallows

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soooo...

Suggesting acontent lable isn't like- reporting the post right? Because I've been suggesting a content lable to all the untagged nudety artworks that portrayed nudity in a way that made me uncomfortable- (but obviously not reporting them because they've done nothing wrong!) But then i saw a post/piece of art i was gonna suggest a content lable for that had acaption aloung the lines of 'don't nuke me for this post tumblr' and now I'm wondering if suggesting content lables has some negative impact on the users?? Or were they talking about reports? (Because i only ever report the porn bot/blogs!)

Is it okay for me to be suggesting content lables when i come across untagged nude artwork? Or is that harmful to the artist????

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I got my first cheeses. This is the first one I have tried: a squishy little French wheel of St Felicien Du Dauphine, which is fun to say and even more fun to sing to yourself like a Gregorian monk.

I love that it comes in a little octagonal plastic box, with air holes so it doesn't die in there. Maybe when I have eaten all the cheese, I'll keep a cricket in here or something.

It is from the Alps. It is French mountain Cheese.

The Cheese inside its plastic nest is very soft and squishy. You slice it and then you have to winkle it out very carefully so as not to misshape the Cheese.

It is runnier at the edges than in the middle. I can imagine some people finding this Cheese gross, but I have no issues with cheese textures and liked it a lot. As the packaging claimed, it is light and creamy, it doesn't have that mould astringency that brie can sometimes have - it's a lot like brie but like God-tier brie. I am excited about my future with this Cheese.

I have all the usual New Year's Resolutions(tm) but I keep seeing that post about fun resolutions and I think I'm gonna do a Cheese Journey

I'm gonna eat every Cheese in the big grocery store I shop at. I shop there pretty much every week so I'm gonna get myself a New Cheese each time

Today will be my first trip there. I will report back

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I got my first cheeses. This is the first one I have tried: a squishy little French wheel of St Felicien Du Dauphine, which is fun to say and even more fun to sing to yourself like a Gregorian monk.

I love that it comes in a little octagonal plastic box, with air holes so it doesn't die in there. Maybe when I have eaten all the cheese, I'll keep a cricket in here or something.

It is from the Alps. It is French mountain Cheese.

The Cheese inside its plastic nest is very soft and squishy. You slice it and then you have to winkle it out very carefully so as not to misshape the Cheese.

It is runnier at the edges than in the middle. I can imagine some people finding this Cheese gross, but I have no issues with cheese textures and liked it a lot. As the packaging claimed, it is light and creamy, it doesn't have that mould astringency that brie can sometimes have - it's a lot like brie but like God-tier brie. I am excited about my future with this Cheese.

I have all the usual New Year's Resolutions(tm) but I keep seeing that post about fun resolutions and I think I'm gonna do a Cheese Journey

I'm gonna eat every Cheese in the big grocery store I shop at. I shop there pretty much every week so I'm gonna get myself a New Cheese each time

Today will be my first trip there. I will report back

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I have all the usual New Year's Resolutions(tm) but I keep seeing that post about fun resolutions and I think I'm gonna do a Cheese Journey

I'm gonna eat every Cheese in the big grocery store I shop at. I shop there pretty much every week so I'm gonna get myself a New Cheese each time

Today will be my first trip there. I will report back

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*things such as video game systems are not included in this poll

**your own, not a family/shared computer

reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!

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this is how you get private militias though right? Like tell me Bezos couldn't afford a protection detail

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Watched this lying on my back with the phone above my face for the full experience

We have a bird playing on our skylight window.

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posting this bc of something i just saw:

DO NOT POST YOUR HATRED FOR A CHARACTER OR SHIP UNDER THE MAIN TAG FOR SAID CHARACTER OR SHIP

i don't care if people dislike certain things. you have a right to. however, if you start posting your hatred under the main tags for said things, you're being inconsiderate and rude.

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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

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I got a warning about breaking the rules on zuccbook recently and it was because of a post where I quoted that friends bit where Ross is like "I will hunt you down and kick your ass" and this is the year of Tumblr dude

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I lied last year. Gotta take a shower in the morning. Fuck you old me, new me is in charge now and the first reform is your stench

Took a shower today. A gift from the old year to the new