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Ephemera is the funniest character on earth to me

like what do you mean he’s

a sleuth/conspiracist

best friend material

a social butterfly

a survivor of two apocalyptic events

one of the handful of characters who successfully dodge the draft (see above)

so exceptional that he holds a master title as a teenager

a missing persons case

presumed murdered for like 10 minutes over the crime of trespassing on private property (see above)

canonically a murderer (unrelated to above)

one of the two characters who uncover and solve a murder case within the same hour (also unrelated to above)

got a savior complex

the narrative’s favourite (derogatory)

the de facto president of not one but two nations

one of the few character to canonically get bitches

an ancestor of the series’ main villain (see above)

in possession of what is potentially one of the most powerful items in the universe

potentially the head and/or basis of a cult (intentionally or unintentionally; yet to be confirmed)

genuinely. what is wrong with him. (affectionate affectionate affectionate)

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MARIO (POISONED) FROM PAPER MARIO

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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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seasons greasons to everyone

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obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

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The calmest orange car ever 🐱🐱

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Kingdom Hearts is a world where the narrative is a real, tangible force with an agenda

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thing with khux brainrot is there’s this one line i genuinely really love and turn over in my head all the time but it’s from maleficent of all people so i can’t like talk about it

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