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She looks kinda like a Shelby, but specifically "Shelby" said with a scottish accent.

PROVIDE ME: NAMES FOR FEMALE WHITE RABBIT

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thinkig about when the 2000s olympics was in sydney and these two comedians introduced an unofficial mascot called fatso the fat arsed wombat which looked like this

and everybody in australia just started acting like he was the official olympic mascot to the point where ppl were winning gold medals and bringing a plushie of him up to the podium

and the olympic committee got so mad about it they had to implement all these bans to try and preserve the integrity of the games or whatever but literally nobody else gave a shit so he just kept . showing up everywhere

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brown eyes suki propaganda

the katara drawings under the cut

daughter so much cute 💔💔💔💔 daughtrer

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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Afraid they match each other's freak to a level that is dangerous to the general public

one of said depraved activities

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dead fish

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Eastern Whip-Poor-Will (Antrostomus vociferus), mother and chick, family Caprimulgidae, order Caprimulgiformes, RI, USA

This nightjar is named for the distinctive call, which sounds as if it is saying “whip poor will”.

photograph by Meghan Grey Audubon Society of Rhode Island

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Zuko is just playing hard to get

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The muppet archives

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peter nureyev is great because u think hes all suave man of mystery homme fatale sweeping a depressed noir detective lady off his feet but it turns out hes actually the saddest soppingest wettest cat of a man youve ever seen and his awesome wife

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"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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I love when someone does a Mountain Goats cover and you can tell they're fighting for their life to not do a John Darnielle voice so hard that they end up doing this insanely stilted, almost text-to-speech, approximation of singing. It doesn't have to be like that. It's like the Shrek walk. You just gotta let it out.

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yeah so I was combing thru ep 1 for background details and saw jayce has a poster of a pinup girl wearing a corset on the wall of his room. dork