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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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just realized i never posted this gale??
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Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!
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emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse
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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.
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So there's gossip about some version of kinktober over on twitter adding a bunch of nonsensical rules this year, and I am fascinated. Studying this like a bug.
Like, what the hell.
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this made me laugh so hard i started coughing
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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow
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whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️
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#not securing shit in ur pick up makes me SO ANXIOUS#no matter if im in said truck or next to it on the road
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okay once and for all
no nuance, no "oh but im allergic/its something different/whatever the fuck" either pick a side or dont answer
#so many dishes i eat have rice as a side rather than part of the entree#well non-asian cuisine at least#so as much as it hurts... i have to pick pasta
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Do people actually like quote books, movies, and TV shows in casual conversation because I refuse to believe that that's true. I legit cannot remember a single quote from anything that I have ever watched or read and you're telling me that people can quote full on paragraphs from their favourite book and it's not just a movie trope to show that they're a nerd.
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