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One thing I think about a lot is how good the ads are in cyberpunk dystopias, how everything is so loaded with violence and sex and big stupid mascots. when in reality you're just seeing some asshole pretend to be playing a mobile game and yelling about his dudes went in the -3 gate instead of the x100 gate. and its just, I feel like we desire dystopia to be sexy and engaging and that's blinded us to what the actual worst state of society is which is a D+ at all times experience.

Why can’t real life cities be 10 mile tall gothic metropolises with red and black and skulls and statues of weeping saints everywhere

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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

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don't you hate it when your one-year old baby (sentient house) spits out a man's dead corpse in front of a government official

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Do clowngirls count as women in uniform?

I consider all women in uniform to be clowngirls

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JEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ MANGAKA WENT HARD

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critta tagged everyone I would

Movie Tag Game

rules: without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same.

tagged by @madnessmadness

tagging @theunearthlyfool, @goldeneyesblind, @givemeunicorns, @wiseacrewhimsy, @tora42, @ramblinggale, @amaranthsynthesis, @the-under-wolf, and then i'm gonna cheat and say anybody else who wants to play

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ms simone accidentally reposts this in the laplace forums and everyone goes "are you fucking madam lucy" and only ulrich and enigma comment "HOW ARE YOU GETTING NEWS FROM 2025"

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Chainsaw man spoilers

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1.2's horror: a funny, even if a bit kitschy, twist on classic horror tropes and movies. All's well that end well

2.1's horror:

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they introduce us to the OSHA head of laplace and its the most stressed out motherfucker known to existence. mesmer jr takes their blood pressure once for a medical checkup and the dial of the bp cuff explodes and tears a perfectly sized hole in the ceiling with how inhumanely high their blood pressure is

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My dad served on the U.S.S Independence and had no idea how to respond to her design when I showed him

I love that story about showing anime shipgirls to the actual crew of the USS Iowa. That feels like a universal sailor trait. Imagine going back in time to show a bunch of Roman sailors an anime girl version of their trireme. They would go nuts for it.

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The limited reach and poor preservation of pre-Internet fandom expression means we'll probably never know how many people desperately wanted to get triple-teamed by the Three Stooges in their prime, but I'm betting that number was non-zero.

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Been in Providence for 4 years and still have not found H.P. Lovecraft’s ghost so that I can show him the modern development of tentacle hentai to traumatize him,,, disappointing

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RAHHHHH WINDSONG ILYYYY

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YOU AINT SLICK VILLAGE GIRL

(but damn shooting your shot at the new judge you go girl).

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Important lessons from mobile game ads:

- there’s going to be so many little guys

- there’s going to be like one really big fucking guy watch out