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ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

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Maybe the hot and sweaty fat woman was the girl we made along the way.

Thinking about hot and sweaty fat women in a lesbian way

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Why is it Christmas tomorrow

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my christmas cookie decoration was the survivorship bias diagram

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Hitch!!!

(he/him) 🐁🏳️‍⚧️🧀

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The more useless the princess, the more honored you should be to serve her.

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wife time 

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wife time 

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wife time 

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wife time 

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wife time 

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turn around for me. good puppy. close your eyes, let me blindfold you. now stay. stay.

whistle - come here puppy. whistle - come here. you can do it, you can find me. just listen to my voice, come here. you look so concentrated and adorable. come. such a good puppy, just follow my voice. there you go. oh you’re all wet and ready aren’t you. grinding on my fingers like you can’t help yourself, with your legs shaking, you can hardly keep yourself up, poor thing.

i got a new toy for you, go find it. fetch. getting warmer, good puppy, go on. colder now. warmer, warmer, colder, warmer, burning hot, there you go. now bring it here. no no no, in your mouth. make it fit. now drop it. good puppy. show me how you’d play with it. don’t be shy, show me. oh it just slips right in. get it all in like we’ve trained. listen to you whine as you take that knot deeper into you. keep it all in.

whistle - come. oh no you don’t get to walk anymore so your toy doesn’t slip out. be good and get on all fours. look at you, all whiny and pathetic, crawling on the floor. you’d be bumping into furniture if it wasn’t for me. heel. sit. sit pretty. does it feel good when you sit on it? you poor thing you’re all wet, even your thighs are soaking. keep it in and open your mouth. such a good puppy deserves a treat

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Banger

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Thanks, keep doing that.

shadow smoking weed 👍

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BeKus

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Wakey Bakey