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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.

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What's the hardest part of taking a shower for you? (Either for a physical, mental, or other reason)

Convincing yourself to take one

Actually getting up to do it

Getting nude

Getting under the water

Cleaning your hair

Cleaning your body

Getting out of the shower

Drying off

After-shower care (hair routine, skin routine, etc)

Other (say in tags/comments?)

Don't take showers

Results

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"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

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watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

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Signs and their months on an alignment chart

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"In ten years from now, do you see yourself living in the USA?" - Hard yes (I'm USAmerican) - Probably (I'm USAmerican) - Probably not (I'm USAmerican) - Hard no (I'm USAmerican) - Unsure / I haven't really thought about it (I'm USAmerican) - Hard yes (I'm not USAmerican) - Probably (I'm not USAmerican) - Probably not (I'm not USAmerican) - Hard no (I'm not USAmerican) - Unsure / I haven't really thought about it (I'm not USAmerican)

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do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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women in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, eyebags, miserable)

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To The People I Pass On The Train At Night - Jordan Bolton

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