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🔕 don't ship,,help me from death 🥹

Do you want to save a human from death?

Do you want to become one of the happiest people?

Do you want to become an angel walking on earth?

i,m ahmed im from Palestine /gaza... From a person trying to satisfy his hunger and thirst with a little to a person with a compassionate and tender heart. Imagine waking up to find yourself sleeping in the streets of a ruin. 💔💔 This is my situation and the situation of my family. The war has destroyed all my dreams and ambitions and broken everything inside me. 🥺💔 Help me so that I can stand on my feet and sleep in a safe place. Help me, even with a little, so that I can eat the least amount of food, as I sit for hours without a single bite. 🥹💔 The war has left me without food or shelter. 😔💔 I can barely wear the most worthless things. The least you can do for me can be a lot. 🥹💔 I am waiting for your compassionate heart to give me a little something's ... please save me 🥹can you donate and share 🥹

https://gofund.me/303270ae

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'I'm a chill guy'' 😌 Character by @phillip-bankss

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we're having a lot of fun here but next time you're in public and you have a big belly or hairy belly or whatever, i think you should accidentally-on-purpose do a big stretch bc someone will see it and thank you silently in their head.

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

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framing is everything

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Finished this to a point I like

Based of that one panel from Scott pilgrim

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Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

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this is my favorite rlm moment ever i think abt this every time i see yoda

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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

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gonna lay a trap for my morning self by setting up my sketchbook and supplies at my desk. stupid bitch wont know what hit him when he tries to play dayz at 9am

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if they had realized that they could've had her appear in an ad as "Beyoncle" the toy never would died

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doctors: x-rays are perfectly safe, there's no need to worry about them

doctors as soon as they turn on the x-ray machine:

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