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Your drunk aunt at Christmas who struggles to cope with the fact that Santa isnt real

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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

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Toasterman, no that is actually the lore. Kirby literally kills space demons. It’s presented in a cutesy way, but he does hardcore shit (pls no bulli, it is almost Christmas and I have followed you since Mike used to stream)

STOP TALKING AND START HOLDING YOUR BREATH, NERD!!!!

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shooo

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I crocheted a Spirit Eel from Elden Ring

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They're trying so hard to paint him as a bad person so they need to bring up that he was fined for being in the wrong part of a park.

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wanted to clear out some of my really old terraria characters but this prompt stopped me dead in my tracks

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I’ve been really busy lately but here is another shitpost

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Parent with siblings vs parent with no siblings amiright fellas

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Funniest part of the information age is that every time someone gets arrested for assassination, we get to see screenshots of tweets they made back in 2011 like "got my foot stuck in the toilet, eating an orange now"