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one fun prank is to get drunk and then go on Instagram and leave genuine compliments in people's Stories 🤣🤣🤣 they'll never see it coming get wrecked loser (I genuinely do think your sense of style is exquisite sorry about the other thing I don't think you're a loser)

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my heavily religious family didn't go into stores that looked like that so the first time I walked into a Spencer's in my twenties I was shook

Spencers is the funniest store ever they really put 25% of an off brand hot topic in the front of a sex toy dungeon and then called it a day

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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

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cilantrussy (training my autocorrect) cilantrussy

im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

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it's 10am so now I'm fast asleep on the job and probably gonna get fired thanks a lot asshole

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

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You get the "LibreOffice could not open this document because the file is corrupt" so you look in the documents folder and he's in there taking kickbacks from the petrochemical industry

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much to think about...

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we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

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I know Phoebe is talking about Silverlake when she talks about moving to the east side, not actual East LA, but this is still the drug store I think of when I listen to Punisher

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ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize

article here

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Why didnt twin towers have better defenses lmao wtf all that money and no secretary guards or some shit

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Layers, 2023

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This is necessary information

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I met all types of dogs never met no damn corn dogs