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MY SHINY TEETH AND ME ( SHEEH )   ♩ ♪ ♫

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A MATCH MADE IN….SHEEH-VEN?

[date: 1/25/19XX]

Today we celebrate the marriage of our local Iyami [ redacted ] with his new wife, Francine, a woman from France that he met and had a whirlwind romance with. 

Article below!!

The two met on a dating “website” called OK!Cupid, and though neighbors scoffed at the idea of Iyami actually having a romance, he surprised us all with this new romantic side of him, that was apparently there the entire time, he says

“Me loves her, zansu!” he proclaimed while being badgered for comments. “She is a dream girl from France!!”

He proposed to her just eight weeks after he began courting her, locals have said.

“He went all out with it,” local housewife MatsuX commented. “He had flower petals and baguettes just waiting for her. It was really quite touching.”

Iyami was the protagonist of our very own Osomatsu-kun, and after his and Francine’s honeymoon, he says they have a daughter on the way.

“Me loves her VERY MUCH! Me is so happy!!”

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IYAMI AND HIS BEAUTIFUL BRIDE!!!

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この輝く歯とぼく,ざんす

“MY SHINY TEETH AND ME, ZANSU~”

lots of iyamis for the iyami challenge!! \(>U<)/

AND INTRODUCING HIS NEW FRENCH WIFE, FRANCINE they are v happy together uwu ♡

@team-kara

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the royal king (and his beautiful wife!)

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Between kun and san, in the early 2000s, Iyami apparently had a hit single

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when the sextuplets get mad when you say youre the real protagonist

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 IYAMI IS IN FRANCE!!! SHEEH!!!