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Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

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i hate that post that’s like “wizard hat cowboy brim” because the full outfit that someone added onto it isn’t even remotely cowboyish. if ur gonna try to combine these aesthetics make a fucking effort. if zamigo did it you can too

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Wizard robe but it has a side slit.

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DMs be like “i know a spot” and then lead you directly into the consequences of your actions 

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Bard: “If I roll under a 10 I say something stupid, if I roll higher I keep my mouth shut.”

Bard: *rolls a nat 1*

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D&D - Elemental instruments More magic items

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DM: sorry I don’t have a map for this, you’re just gonna have to use your imagination

Player: (sarcastically) nooo how dare you make me use my imagination I just wanna play DnD

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Player Memo Kit

A printable set of vintage-inspired pieces for character journalling ❤️

Find them here.

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After a year of waiting – I can finally post my art/interpretation of Exeanther from Curse of Strahd.

She’s beauty and she’s grace~

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Somebody who has never played DnD list all the DnD classes

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holy shit i just heard my brother’s dnd session where the party was fighting a dragon and

someone cast wall of force around the dragon

and then looked around and said, “hey, where’s ariden?”

to which my brother, playing ariden, his fragile little wizard boy, leaned into his mic and said “STILL NEXT TO THE DRAGON.”

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fact: every time u roll a d20 your PC does this

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They’re all my good sweet children, even the bastards

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Technically, for a natural 20 I would be rolling 16d8 but I didn’t want to draw that many d8.