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im so autism for explaining things that i actually get excited when people ask what certain phrases i use mean. "what does ' ' mean?" i am SO VERY GLAD YOU ASKED! *pulls out a scroll twice my height*

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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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I’m loving the drawfee goncharov-adjacent thing that’s happening with iwtutkbtsmliti, I’m really enjoying the art but also the concept of all of really makes me laugh

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just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

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oh okay

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Would you guys still like me if I became an Epic (2013) blog

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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

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Me when I see my favorite cat video pages post an AI generated image

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service industry is crazy they’ll be like nooo don’t call in sick just because you’re extremely sick and contagious, it’s the end of the world if you don’t come in and people will die. and your job is giving people pasta carbonara. you’ll live

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please help bring tikok back

it’s already back dude

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ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.

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finally played pokemon scarvi .. i care him so much

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idk man i think it's more complicated than that *gets beaten to death*

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how it feels to be a kinnie with a job

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being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die