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Its so funny to me when people get so pissed about kids movies having cheesy writing like dude if you hate fun so much go read some dystopian novel with numbers in the title that was written in the 1940s or something. Nobodys making you watch this animated movie for children. Sorry the talking slug makes you want to strangle a man to death with your bare hands so much

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I forgot how cute they all look as frogs 😂

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Really the only thing this argument did for me was cement my decision that as soon as I move out Im getting a Gateway tattoo.

Me when my mom pretends to be interested in a piece of media I like or at least be happy that Im happy about it but then when I get too excited about it she suddenly snaps and tells me that she actually thinks its stupid and that I should be ashamed for playing a stupid childrens game as a 20 year old instead of actually doing something useful with my life haha

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Me when my mom pretends to be interested in a piece of media I like or at least be happy that Im happy about it but then when I get too excited about it she suddenly snaps and tells me that she actually thinks its stupid and that I should be ashamed for playing a stupid childrens game as a 20 year old instead of actually doing something useful with my life haha

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When youre a sailor who barely sees your partner you gotta cope with it somehow

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making a list of laws in hamelin under marcassin’s rule. ummm

the armour thing

no unsolicited laughter

no unsolicited eye contact

no pointing

no eating mashed potato

no loitering on the streets at night

no unauthorised building of rails on the roads (they can keep this one i think)

all armour must be sparkling at all times

laws “forbidding possession of all manner of luxury goods”

from the e3 2012 demo (lol):

no leaving the lights on in your house

from dotdd:

do not cast judgement on others indiscriminately

do not cast indiscriminate praise upon the appearance of others

no accessories

you can only redecorate your house once a year

if you want to take a trip anywhere you have to ask for permission (???)

you must get permission to buy a birthday gift for a friend

you must get permission to throw parties

also it seems foreign goods aren’t common at all “anymore”… hamelin seems to be cut off from the rest of the world. probably due to marcassin’s anxiety

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Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

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hello again (bill clinton limewire voice) my fellow americans

There are a few states that actually have Shield/Refuge laws designed to help trans people fleeing from trans-unsafe states, which also guarantee trans folks access to healthcare. These states are:

California

Colorado

Illinois

Oregon

Vermont

Washington

Minnesota

New Mexico

Maine

Massachusetts

Rhode Island

Connecticut

Washington D.C.

Additionally, some states have "trans sanctuary" executive orders signifying safety for trans folks seeking healthcare. These states are:

Maryland

New Jersey

New York

Living as a resident in these states means you are protected by state's rights and state government to continue or begin receiving trans healthcare. These laws have been codified in their states so everything has been a-ok'd by their state governments.

Stay alive. You got this. I love you.

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been sitting on this one for a WHILE

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sorry, you’re a runaway prince and you named yourself “peasant”?

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hey where’s that post about how it’s important to be aware before recommending/calling suicide hotlines that They Will Call The Cops On You. i have it saved somewhere but i can’t find it & i want to reblog it today For No Particular Reason

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hate to say it. especially in such an emotional cutscene. but Swaine has a very nice voice

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Fucking sobbing.

hey NNK fandom has anyone else ever acknowledged that the only difference between Marcassins outfit for his adult and child design is the fact that as an adult he wears a jacket that looks like Gascons. And his cape has the same shade of red that Gascons jacket was. Is anyone else gonna talk about this.

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hey NNK fandom has anyone else ever acknowledged that the only difference between Marcassins outfit for his adult and child design is the fact that as an adult he wears a jacket that looks like Gascons. And his cape has the same shade of red that Gascons jacket was. Is anyone else gonna talk about this.

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i think the mouthwash game might finally have gotten a hold of me

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.