25. primarily goof-posting. gender enjoyer.
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It's absolutely hilarious that Amok Time is also the first episode featuring Chekov. Imagine being 22 years old working a new job on a starship and when you clock in, the first officer is in heat
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Uhm yeah so this is my brain!! Over there we have Blorbo from my Media, and ummm here weve got Unfinished Projects . You may find some Thoughts over there maybe . Oh and these here are my issues!! #myissues
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thanks for letting me hang out on here even though i dont have a favorite mounting goats song
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employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios
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fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.
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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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db cooper fell on sasquatch and killed him and then had to take on his cryptid duties like The Santa Clause. thats why we never found him he was gifted sasquatch powers
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(shadow voice) sparkle off! its thursday! forget who you are.
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