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Neurotypicals: People who hallucinate are….so scary and interesting……theyre so disconnected from reality…..seeing all sorts of terrors we may never see…. its facinating

Me: (has audio hallucinations of whats new pussycat for two hours)

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You are walking outside the store when you see a box of bobby pins on the ground. You pick it up, only to walk a few paces when you stumble into a second box. You turn the boxes over. On one box is a clearly written lable: “Nicola”. The other box has a label of its own: “Daniel”. Interestingly, you have two good friends by that name. You look up, and sure enough, you see Nicola and Daniel looking around the parking lot, as if they have lost something. They have looks of deep concern on their faces. Thinking you perhaps hold the key to the mystery, you shout

Dan, Nicky, your bobbies

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IF YOU WANNA KNOW ME MORE, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING

0: Height

1: age

2: Shoe Size

3: Do you Smoke?

4: Do you Drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have Tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any Piercings?

10: Want any Piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite Movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What y last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

Please ask me : )

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he might be a dick, but he’s a dick I love

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The "kindest people alive but can freeze hell over with a glance" squad

Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini, Taurus, Cancer

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if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

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heh

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Donald Trump Wins (Bad Ending) Bernie Sanders Wins (Good Ending) Deez Nuts Wins (True Ending)

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John Green, Tyler Oakly, Banksy, and Andrew Hussie are the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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*is constantly horny* *isn’t sexually attracted to anyone* god I have to do everything myself around here

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I discovered these gorgeous soaps by t.s. pink at a shop in town today and oh MY god yall need to get a load of this

they have opal, peridot, ruby, amethyst, garnet, jasper, and tons of others and they are all STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND LOOK LIKE ACTUAL FUCKING GEMSTONES

THEY ALSO SMELL LOVELY AND ARE RELATIVELY AFFORDABLE (free shipping on orders over $25 too) SO LIKE PLEASE GO TREAT YASELVES TO THESE TREASURES IF YOU CAN

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Haha I feel like shit because all of my friends are going to college and I have the anxiety that they are going to forget all about me and make better friends in college even though they are the only friends I have left because everyone moved away

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oh my god