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we smoking nothing. we have nothing
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plurality on tv : ahhg..watch out my...EVIL ALTER!!!! HE'S COMING OUT!!!! HES GOING TO JEFF THE KILL YOU!!!!!!
plurality in real life:
friend: is something wrong
me: (staring off) Somebody is mad.because i want the pink donut
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I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
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doing an apology video with genuine tears sobbing and wailing ripping my hair out and clawing at my face until i draw blood but i simply cannot describe what i did without laughing
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yhis is gonna happen in chapter 4 mark my words
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kris misses being the sole owner of a bed (azzy's bed is currently Occupied)
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That roaring knight fight huh.
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