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So there's this show which is an adaptation of a work of Neil Gaiman. The one in which two immortals beings becoming closer and closer over centuries of meeting each other! And it talks about the conflict between free will and fate, humanity's limited view of the world and the global overview only cosmic God-like characters have, you know the one. And they have to deal with this young human who has powers that threatens to destroy the universe, they keep wondering if they should kill them but by the end they keep the human alive and they live a normal life and the world is saved? Come on, there's this dynamic between one supernatural creature who is all edgy and broody and trying to keep humanity at bay and one who is deeply immersing and enjoying the human world! There's a fight with the King of Hell at some point. And this guy who always wear dark glasses! Also Death is here.

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love it when you’re an artist and you go to clean your room and you inevitably pull out the Box of Old Sketchbooks and you spend the next few hours lovingly flipping through each page instead of cleaning your room

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“I could fix him” well I could make him the third happiest man in connecticut

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i can change him. into a llama.

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bisexuality is when u are attracted to both vampires and werewolves

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Gravity Falls on the brain,,,,,,,  here’s Dipper! :D

also sorry i kinda gave up on  oc pride month shhhhh

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happy pride month to the guys from the genghis khan music video

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nothing out of marvel could ever come close to the cinnamontography of fiona slapping a man with her ponytail then as she's jumping into the air to split kick two dudes at once the camera does a matrix 360 spin as the action slows down nd she fixes her bangs before completing the stunt. shrek (2001) has what endgame (bad) wishes it had

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Chat Blanc: a Brief Retelling

Hawkmoth: Chat Blanc, you are now Akumatized. You will take Ladybug’s Miraculous and—

Chat Blanc: you Akumatize Chaton? You Akumatize him like the Pigeon Man???? Cataclysm for Father! Cataclysm for Father for one thousand years!

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i don’t even wanna watch new shows, i just wanna forget everything that happened in my favourite shows so i can watch them again like the first time

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Saturn is aroace culture

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I’ve been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it’s OK because I can tell them apart.

Brian has a moustache.

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bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

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rip james flint youd have loved the ship stuck in the suez canal disrupting global maritime trade

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What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?