I complain about everything in Naruto but I also love Naruto. This blog is the evidence of me slowly descending into Naruto madness. Enjoy.
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Woke up this morning and remembered this unfinished Naruto fanart, that I don't hate!
I was going to participate in a fan show with this, but life happened and I never finished it beyond concept stage. Plus, it was an official licensed show and they didn't want a mesh of Naruto/Shippuden (might've been a brand or licensing reason) so I should've changed their looks to either be kids or young adults.
Might finish it for fun some day
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punk naruto and emo sasuke cus cringe is dead
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ain't no way boruto didn't come from Sasuke
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he’s so annoying 😭
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the sexism in naruto is actually so crazy and all encompassing. every female character is defined by her relationship to men. the majority are boy-crazy. and it’s constantly remarked upon how weak they are when compared to their male teammates.
not only that but the main male characters actively dislike the women they’ve been paired off with. shikamaru is into temari but his infinite dream is not having to marry her. sai ends up with ino despite finding her ugly. naruto thinks hinata is weird and boring. sasuke’s dislike of sakura is infamous.
adult men’s interest in women is seen as comical and alien. (reactions to the sexy jutsu, jiraiya harassing women). almost all of the adult men are perpetual bachelors or sex perverts (and those who aren’t are stand ins for “mom and dad”).
when boys actually do like girls, it’s to show goofy immaturity and innocence (naruto’s crush on sakura that he grows out of as he reaches maturity, lee’s crush which is dropped entirely, obitos crush on rin which lasts into adulthood just to show he isn’t entirely separate from the boy he once was)
the whole ninja society likes to imagine it is a mostly gender blind world where women can thrive but this is SO obviously untrue. women are almost always healers and support. women make up less than 1/3 of the ninjas even at genin level. girls are almost all desperate to become wives and earn the attention of boys who don’t even like them!
mikoto uchiha was a jonin and presumably directly descended from the uchiha line (based on characters commenting that she/sasuke look just like izuna uchiha), but we only ever see her retired and raising her sons while her husband gets to be clan leader. (why?? if he married into the main family and she is an extremely capable ninja??)
similarly kushina uzumaki is borderline royalty and a jinchuriki, but her husband is hokage. once again the mother carries on the burden of power (for her sons to inherit) but the father has the title and status.
even the backstory of ninja enforces this. kaguya literally ate the forbidden fruit, giving the gift of chakra to all of humanity but also dooming them to fight for eternity. literally womens original sin …
anyway it’s not that all this sexist shit is in the story. it’s that kishimoto seemingly has no idea it’s there and believes the women he writes have epic girl power. how do you even do this by accident. why does every boy hate their wife. why did kaguya commit the original sin ! the girl characters want so badly to be with a boy but they don’t even care that the boy doesn’t like them back!! sakura and hinata are in loveless marriages of obligation and THEY DONT EVEN CARE??? they’re into it??? does kishimoto think men are universally forced to marry women they don’t like? does he blame women for this?WHY IS THE ORIGINAL SIN DRIVING THE BUS ALL THE SUDDEN?
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🚨STOP TIME IS RUNNING OUT
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He invokes death upon himself from the intensity of the pain.
Omar, who is six years old, survived a massacre that happened to his family, losing his father as a result. This little child invokes death upon himself from the intensity of the pain and shock he experienced. His mother is still in shock.
Please, any amount will make a difference in protecting them.
You are their only hope after more than 200 days in this genocide. Please donate or share the link.
I trust that goodness still exists in people.
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They didn't hate each other, they hated the fact that they like each other very much!!!




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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
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I love it so much you can’t imagine!!!
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Naruto: Sasuke… my rival..
Shikamaru: Just say you love him
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Ino: I’ve acknowledged Sakura as my rival
Shikamaru: Just say crush
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Gai: Kakashi! My eternal rival!!
Shikamaru: Just say husband
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Madara, resurrected: Hashirama! My long-standing rival.
Shikamaru, from across the battlefield: JUST SAY YOU’RE GAY
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Bonus:

“The musculature is just different.”
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Boruto -Naruto the next Generations- EP170 Uchiha family
Translated by Erai-Raws
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Team 7 as Parks & Recreation quotes
Naruto

Sasuke

Sakura

Kakashi

Sai

Yamato

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NEW Sakura Haruno ~Christmas Outfit~ + Sasuke&Naruto Snowmen 2020-2021 🌸 HQ Versions
New wonderful official artworks and renders from the Chinese Naruto Mobile game
I wish everyone a Merry Christmas who celebrates Christmas on December 25th!
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