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the-seattle-siren · 6 days ago
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love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock
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the-seattle-siren · 6 days ago
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Adolf Böhm - Die Goldfische (c.1870)
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the-seattle-siren · 6 days ago
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Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
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the-seattle-siren · 6 days ago
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the-seattle-siren · 6 days ago
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Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.
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the-seattle-siren · 6 days ago
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the-seattle-siren · 8 days ago
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bats at the museum of natural history
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the-seattle-siren · 8 days ago
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This text exchange just now between my friend and I
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the-seattle-siren · 11 days ago
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do we think chocolate guy is gay?
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the-seattle-siren · 11 days ago
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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
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the-seattle-siren · 12 days ago
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the-seattle-siren · 12 days ago
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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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the-seattle-siren · 12 days ago
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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the-seattle-siren · 16 days ago
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i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time
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the-seattle-siren · 16 days ago
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Mary Magdalene in the Cave by Hugues Merle (1868)
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the-seattle-siren · 17 days ago
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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the-seattle-siren · 17 days ago
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"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"
But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.
It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?
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