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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
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puppygirls 1 second after being complimented
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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
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i like that the best possible outcome is unexceptional
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can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
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i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose
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