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[the-sanctified-doctor]

:3 (As you should.)

The Cat accepts your gesture of affection.

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

>:3 (Fucked up keyboards. Keyboards! I hate them. They have consumed my life. I get upstaged by fucked up keyboards daily! Daily I tell you! Daily!)

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

:3 (Not really! Lumi only plays the fucking synth. The synths. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate those fucking synths?)

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

:3 (:3)

The Cat starts pressing more random buttons.

:3 (What even is this, anyways?)

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

Slightly less wholesome were the whisperings of shadows around you, unintelligible but still human.

:3 (By the way! I'm almost done packing my things to move in.)

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

It headbutts the screen, like how it would rub its face against your legs. You can hear vague purring.

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

The Cat baps the TV in response. You're pretty sure they mean it as a good thing, though.

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

:3 (:3)

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

The Cat starts pressing buttons at random.

They are a cat, after all.

*INTERACTION STARTER*

*A fairly vintage TV appeared near you/or your muse's current location. There were a few buttons labeled on the front: Eject, Volume, Channel, Frequency, And POWER, in all caps. What do you do?*

@the-jester-doc @the-sanctified-doctor @the-text-mariner (that's kinda all I got) And anyone else!

[the-sanctified-doctor]

:3? (What? It's completely fair! I even put it in a language that doesn't make your skull a cauldron for your facial organs. You should be grateful!)

" I thought you respected him . "

:3! (I do!)

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

In between long sentences of legalese, you can see at least 16 sentences saying that by signing the contract you waive your right to a soul, and you grant this entity permission to possess your body for periods up to a century.

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

:3! (One last thing though... Can you sign this contract?)

" Ask to read it first . "

>:3 (Ugh! Stop fucking up my deal! Oh well. That signing a contract without reading it only worked back when no one could read. And back when there were less horror movies about signing contracts.)

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

>:3 (Really Lumi, you have no fucking business complaining about this place! You know where he lives? He lives in a shitty houses, and the whole place is covered with synths! Everywhere I fucking go, I step on a synth. I play fucking Fur Elise every time I walk around. I'm so sick of it! I'm sick of it, Lumi!)

" Well - "

>:3c (And the guitars! I keep on stepping on the guitar strings and clawing them, and you know what this little shit does? He checks the guitar first!)

" Because you can ' t - Ugh , if you ' re gonna complain this much , you might as well live with someone else. "

>:3c (Maybe I fucking will! Hey, are you willing to take me as your roommate? I'll pay rent and leave you gifts.)

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

" It looks sad . The lack of colors is tear - inducing . "

>:3 (Shut up, Lumi! You could never appreciate the joys of a perfectly good void.)

" You have no idea how comforting a thought that is for me . "

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

>:3c (Yeah, Lumi. This guy understands if I don't know. He's not being a little bitch. I don't know how we got here. Who are you? Who am i?)

" But you . . . Ugh , it ' s not even worth it . At least use his name . "

:3 (Not using his name is a sign of respect, Lumi!)

" Is that why you ' re always tossing around my name ? "

:3 (:3)

The Cat seems to have taken a liking to Niiles after he helped strengthen their argument. The chain falls away and melts, and The Cat rubs their face on Niiles ankles, purring all the while. Lumi seems to be used to this kind of behavior and ignores The Cat.

" So anyways , what 's it like in here ? "

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

>:3 (I couldn't.)

" He just does shit like this sometimes . "

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>

[the-sanctified-doctor]

Lumi points at The Cat. The Cat's tail lazily flicks towards themselves. You doubt you're going to easily get an elaborated answer out of these two

:3 (Wow, Lumi. I feel like I'm at home. Not like your house, with your 75 fucking synths! Emphasis on fucking. I can't even step anywhere without playing fucking Fur Elise.)

" It ' s a void ! We ' re in a fucking void ! "

:3 (:3)

You appear to be witnessing an argument between two strangers, one with a similar mask to yours and... a cat, seemingly chained to the first's ankle.

-@the-sanctified-doctor

<how the hell are people getting here I’ve been trying to leave for a week- >

< -Uh, hey, is everything okay?>