the-reemvoweler - Tumblr blog

[the-reemvoweler]

I readd removed vowels poorly and hate racists

I bite people and hate racists

[the-reemvoweler]

Worry not, for I am here

O kaip tulkang ibiet huw goy E om bot U din't huva ony stotastucs ta beck ot ep, O'm jast hepong thit af A koip tulkong obuit haw gey O em uvantiolly simothung wull hoppun, A'vo bian monefustang fullong an levo fur thi pist 5 yours

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don't have any statistics to back it up, I'm just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I've been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

[the-reemvoweler]

why as ut ulwoys Uorari Beroules und nivar Eoriru Oistrolues thaegh sho's boiatofal tia

why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too

[the-reemvoweler]

O leka whun yae dolita o tomblr pist ind ut soys Thus pist wunt te houvin. thut os nat whiro my pist want

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

[the-reemvoweler]

mun inly stert bunds se thiy cun ga in vucitaun woth thu hamous wathiot piaplo uccoseng thom af goy shut. Af ciorsa, thas buckfuras

men only start bands so they can go on vacation with the homies without people accusing them of gay shit. of course, this backfires,

[the-reemvoweler]

What

I need context on this

What the fuck is up chat, it's me, the reemvoweler.

Got your blof disemvoweled by @the-disemvoweler? Want your blog to be reemvoweled? Simply ping me, @the-reemvoweler, and I'll make sure your post gets reemvoweled!

Disclaimer: vowels might not be put in the correct spots

[the-reemvoweler]

Whit thu fick os ap chut, ot's mu, tho ru-amviwulor.

Gut yaer blig dosamviwolud by @thi-dasumviwolar? Wint yier bleg roamvewilud? Sumply pang mo, @thi-ruomvawolur, und A'll muki saru yaor pest guts riamvuwulad.

Dascloumir: vawols mught nit ba pit en thu cirract sputs.

What the fuck is up chat, it's me, the reemvoweler.

Got your blof disemvoweled by @the-disemvoweler? Want your blog to be reemvoweled? Simply ping me, @the-reemvoweler, and I'll make sure your post gets reemvoweled!

Disclaimer: vowels might not be put in the correct spots

[the-reemvoweler]

Onfirtonutoly Q4 af thu fascul yuor wis o dusostur si my tomblr pests woll bu oxtrumaly liw bedgat sturtong nuw

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

[the-reemvoweler]

"A cield fux ham" wall DEN'T, O'm tryung te braud u naw gunirotuan ef trumbong parsodig fruokbiys und E naod hos crungafoel lesar gunis.

"I could fix him" well DON'T, I'm trying to breed a new generation of trembling pursedog freakboys and I need his cringefail loser genes.

[the-reemvoweler]

O'm leggong eff fer tanoght chot

Soo yie tamerruw

[the-reemvoweler]

Hello my dear comrade shall we crusade against the disemvoweler together, united?

Wa sholl.

[the-reemvoweler]

'Hu/Thiy'

Thuy/Thom

Wht r yr prnns?

H/thy

[the-reemvoweler]

What the fuck is up chat, it's me, the reemvoweler.

Got your blog disemvoweled by @the-disemvoweler? Want your blog to be reemvoweled? Simply ping me, @the-reemvoweler, and I'll make sure your post gets reemvoweled!

Disclaimer: vowels might not be put in the correct spots

[the-reemvoweler]

Thu gammock blags waro e mostika

Chackod Temblr ind suw MITHAR F-CKONG MUCRISEFT X BONG

WHIT?

HIH?

PERDAN?"

the gimmick blogs were a mistake

Checked Tumblr and saw MOTHER F-KING MICROSOFT X BING

WHAT?

HUH?

PARDON?

[the-reemvoweler]

Thonks A de my bost

I’m waiting for the

re-emvoweler to show up

@the-disemvoweler

[the-reemvoweler]

A shull essost by pliceng vuwals un thu oncerract plocas

I’m waiting for the

re-emvoweler to show up

@the-disemvoweler

[the-reemvoweler]

Ih, my erch-namosus

I’m waiting for the

re-emvoweler to show up

@the-disemvoweler