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Do yall ever just

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No one bosses Jax around

HELP ME BUY MY MEDS

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Jax was asking for it

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Happy Valentines day!

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Happy Valentine's, folks!! 💕

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Black history.... history as in about five minutes ago. Alive and well and tweeting about being the first Black girl at a school after desegregation.

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zeroo

rbs > likes

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Not to be a bitter angry arab but do you remember how Harris sent bill Clinton to talk about "Judea and samara" and how israelis deserve to kill Palestinians and lebanese in dearborn and no one in the democratic party thought that was a stupid move. Clinton is one of the most hated president's when it comes to Palestine related things btw. So it made absolutely no sense. In case you wanna degrade Dearborn Muslims for not being inclined to vote for the party that very obviously does not respect them.

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Masterpost

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putting some favorite characters on one team…. who you voting off ⁉️

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bfdi requests you say..

what about eggy? C:

geg! I still have another request from you sitting in my inbox for a rainy day :)

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bfdi requests you say..

what about eggy? C:

geg! I still have another request from you sitting in my inbox for a rainy day :)

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

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Brawl Stars added another brawler and it was a chicken.

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