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we were talking about the criminalization of homosexuality in class and my professor (who as far as i know isn't in any way queer) said something i quite enjoyed in that. well the exchange was more or less this: a student asked a question (doesn't really matter what exactly just know that i was rolling my eyes So hard internally) and the prof looked at the student and was like (i'm paraphrasing here this conversation was not in english) Do you have any queer friends? and the student went Uhhhh in a manner that made it clear the answer was probably no and the prof said Actually statistically speaking you most likely do. If I had to divide this room into two groups the way to do it would not be "people with queer friends" and "people without queer friends" it would be "people whose queer friends are out to them" and "people whose queer friends aren't". And if you're in the latter category you should consider why that is--if maybe your behavior is indicating to the queer people around you that you're not safe to come out to. to come back to your question if you really want to know about queerness there's a very simple way of doing that: you make yourself a person queer people feel comfortable talking to about their experiences and then you fucking listen to them when they do (the fuck is not paraphrased) (there was a fuck involved) (frankly king shit)

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princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here

maid: yes princess?

princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off

maid: .....

princess: right now, maid

maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me

maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that

maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction

princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off

maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow

princess: no beautiful ladies???

maid: afraid not your highness

princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something

maid: no,

princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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C cups can be crafted by combining estrogen and burger

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why can he do that

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Tumblr should introduce "you have been blocked!" notifications. It would cause nothing but problems but at least it would be funny.

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mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!

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regarding videogames, i used to feel like looking up answers online was cheating. that i should do it "the real way".

and then i grew older, and decided that i'm supposed to have fun. so the moment i stop having fun, i look up the answer.

strangely, no gaming police has come to arrest me, and i'm still having fun.

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I'm destroyed. ✌️😔🤙

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if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

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decided to post this here as well since people liked it

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Get a man so pathetic that you learn pixel art just to draw him

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So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.