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Y’all I lowkey forgot abt this account

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reblog if you've officially outlived the queen of england

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today was a good day. went out. got some coffee. bought a book. the queen died

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#ready the crabs

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she’s dead folks! 🦀

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Not now honey, i have to liveblog the death of the queen

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HWAT🤠

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Ahhhh

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Love, I can't ignore you

In my room, Do anything for you baby

Love, I do adore you

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Nobody:

Me: Im not looking up

Person at the haunted house with me: look up it’s fine

Me: *looks up to be greeted with jigsaw*

My voice is like 70% nonexistent from the amount of screaming last night

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Rant/Storytime

I'm so tired of people who want to run their mouth but won't run they one. So there's this girl, we'll call her Anna, she's a grade above me, around 5'8 and annoying, she's also very skinny. So I (admin) am a junior, 5'2, and not exactly skinny, very different builds right? Well we don't get along and my mother has given me, and I quote, "full permission to rock her shit." Well I was also taught not to swing first, which I'm currently ready to throw out the window and bulldoze her to the ground and break her face. Now, the biggest altercation happened this morning in the school parking lot. I was with a friend, we'll call her Mandy, and I had got out of my car and got into Mandy's. Anna pulled up beside Mandy and began speaking to her. I try to avoid Anna, as to avoid fighting. Anna called me a bitch from her car, well I, over all the bickering, dropped my bags and turned around, now here is the story from my point of view:

"Get out the car." I seeth walking back towards her car. She begins pulling off, making me huff at her scary actions, picking my stuff back up.

"What now, bitch?" She yells out her window.

"Then get out, get out!" I turn back around, dropping my stuff and throwing my hands around.

"What?" She yells, finally getting out the car.

"You tryna hit? You tryna hit?" I get closer, waiting for her answer.

"What bitch, what now?" She straightens out over me, trying to use her height as a tactic to scare me, becoming more angry upon realizing it isn't working.

"Swing bitch, you don't scare me, go ahead I'm right here." I yell, completely over it and angry to the point of shaking.

"Short self, what are you gonna do?" She screams back, everyone in the parking lot staring at this point. I catch Mandy out the corner of my eye, getting out her car.

"Swing bitch, I don't swing first, go ahead I'm waiting." I jut my chin out, as if to give her more access.

"I'm not scare of y-" Her words are cut short by Mandy, who placed her hand on Anna's stomach, giving no effort yet Anna makes it seem as though a metal beam is holding her back. I walk off, realizing she's scared and is not going to hit.

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are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

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If life's a game of inches then my dick has been the biggest.

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...

yes i'm a gifted kid

g- gay

i- illiterate

f- fucked over

t- touchstarved

e- exhausted

d- disappointment

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OMG DRAY YOU'RE BACK WASSUP

Heyyyy

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I better

i missed u bestie

I missed you too