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[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Look, *he sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* I’m to tired to deal with this right now.*His arms drop and he turns away* Catch you later.

Remember that time you almost killed me, because I do

@emo-mcdonalds-lover

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT- 😭😭

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Ohhh ok

@the-real-seaweed-brain

I can’t sleep, want to spar?

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

WHY LIKE ME?! I ACTUALLY SUCK ASS! WHY ME

Remember that time you almost killed me, because I do

@emo-mcdonalds-lover

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT- 😭😭

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Sorry I’m late *He glances at the crutches* What are those for? Are you hurt? *His eyes scan Nico, as if trying to find any injuries*

@the-real-seaweed-brain

I can’t sleep, want to spar?

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

My point stands, why me of all people? Why not Annabeth? Why not Clarisse? Thalia? They’re the REAL hero’s, not me

Remember that time you almost killed me, because I do

@emo-mcdonalds-lover

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT- 😭😭

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Why though? why me? Why me of all people?

Remember that time you almost killed me, because I do

@emo-mcdonalds-lover

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT- 😭😭

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

YES I DID

AND IF MY BRAIN IS JUST TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME RIGHT NOW, I’M SORRY

Remember that time you almost killed me, because I do

@emo-mcdonalds-lover

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT- 😭😭

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Alright

@the-real-seaweed-brain

I can’t sleep, want to spar?

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

BULLSHIT, I DIDN’T SEE YOU

Remember that time you almost killed me, because I do

@emo-mcdonalds-lover

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT- 😭😭

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

😭

(Idk why but it’s not giving me notifications on this account)

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Sure

@the-real-seaweed-brain

I can’t sleep, want to spar?

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

HI WISEGIRL

HI ANNABETH!

-@the-real-seaweed-brain

SEAWEED BRAIN!!!

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

I love my mom <33

the seven are so funny theyre literally just: abandoned by dad, neglected by dad, dead mom, dead mom, abandoned by dead mom, neglected by dead mom, and percy

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

😭

why do people be outing me

Piper: Whats your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: Thats sweet

Thalia: Thats also a lie, his type is ‘hot blondes who want to kill him’

Percy: Wha- No!

*Thalia opens a ppt titled ‘The many crushes of Percy Jackson”* Thalia: Exhibit A: Luke Castellan, hot, blonde, tried to kill you for 5 years

Percy: İ did not have a crush on Luke!

Travis: You totally did dude

Percy: i did not!

Connor: When you first came to came you were checking him out like every 5 minutes, we have eyes, man

Thalia: Exhibit B: Annabeth Chase, hot, blond, could totally kill you and probably would

Thalia: Exhibit C: Phoebus Apollo, hot, blond, could and has threatened to kill you but probably won’t

Will: Yeah dad has a big fat crush on Percy, its disgusting

Annabeth: Wow so far the odds are not in your favor

Thalia: Exhibit D-

Leo: There’s more?

Thalia: -my very own baby brother Jason Grace

Jason: ⚰️

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

I HAVE BEEN OUTED 😭

@emo-mcdonalds-lover @sunshine-boy-official

@that-one-golden-boi @repairr-boy

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

[the-real-seaweed-brain]

mb Jason

@that-one-golden-boi

Percy: Jason pissed me off yesterday so I changed the background of my phone to a random man

Annabeth: I don't think Jason will care you guys aren't dating, I don't even think he checks your phone!

High pitched screams coming from the Zeus cabin..

Jason: PERCY, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

Y'all I posted this not even like a few hours ago? How the freak did this get 100 notes? This is like my 10th post?