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Why not play 100% Orange Juice? We've got...

Pudding-obsessed dog girl

High schooler actively exploiting his protagonist designation

Spoiled brat who goes "ohohoho!" while her fleet of airships rain hell on her opponents

Powerful demon who discovered video games and decided to be an otaku schoolgirl instead

Plural bigender ninja

Girl who just wants to watch the world burn

Magical girl who just looks perpetually bored

Annoying hamster girl who steals your win at the last second

Santa's apprentice (who's also a bunnygirl)

Capitalist bunnyman

Two war veteran super soldiers who formed an idol group together

Seagull that kills you

Dog wearing a monocle

The annoying hamster girl from before but she's a mom now

A tiny gremlin and a tall gremlin working as a tag team

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Banki having a good rest ...

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banki

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Probably should've thought to add this earlier but DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME OR MY POSTS IF YOU HAVE ECCHI/NSFW INTENTIONS IN DOING SO! It deeply discomforts me.

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Dear people who don't know anything about these characters, who would you trust more?

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Alternate timeline where Toby Fox is just a My Singing Monsters fan creator and most of his revered discography in our timeline is just MSM fan songs

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Random 100% Orange Juice Headcanons

Let's play a fun game: Spot The Comfort Character! Additionally, this may contradict stuff from other orange_juice games, to which my retort is that the 100%OJ cast is just approximations of the characters made by Tomomo anyways (and also let me have my fun).

QP doesn't know what she's doing. Just in general. Whenever it becomes clear that she has to take a situation seriously, though, she can and will get things done. She's also tasted live sea Urchin before, which was only slightly worse than pudding with soy sauce. Her default reaction to genuine fear is hugging the leg of the nearest trusted individual, closing her tearful eyes and muttering.

Kai likes to think that being an isekai protagonist makes him the only sane man of the group. He's not entirely wrong, however he still has noticeable eccentricities, mostly from his moderate ego problems. He's not sure how long he's been here and how much he's missed in his personal life because of it and it's starting to freak him out a bit.

Marc is a massive nerd about military technology and is also the most violent of the main four. Don't let that smile fool you. She is more than willing to use that giant missile she brought with her.

Suguri has ophidiophobia (fear of snakes) and a neocities page. The amount of modifications she's undergone have lead to her not displaying much outward emotion, but internally she's just as emotional as ever. Generally just a sucker for early-mid 2000s internet aesthetics.

Aru loves Halloween nearly as much as Christmas. She's also done multiple AMA threads considering her distinction of being Santa's right hand.

Marie Poppo is a living plushie and has a red heart-shaped one of those plastic dog toy squeakers for a heart. Her moral compass is that everything entertaining is good. Her favorite food is peanut butter candies. She used to be able to speak English fluently, but Tomomo later decided that it'd be funnier if she was unintelligible.

Syura has a tendency to unconsciously unleash her immense infernal powers in bouts of gamer rage. She's also a very passionate Touhou Project fan. This is a dangerous combination.

One of Saki's modifications is a shower head that can emerge from her back near the tip of her spine. This legit solely came to be because it'd be a funny visual gag for a confrontation with NoName.

NoName's mouth never opens, his teeth just light up when he talks.

Mother Poppo has no true relation to Marie Poppo, despite her mannerisms.

Cook listens to math rock.

Kae's average body temperature is around 75°C. The other characters treating her presence as a makeshift fireplace has lead her to be a bit less chaotic and more accepting of the simple pleasures of just hanging out with people you trust. She'll still try and find an excuse to have a battle in virtually every get-together, but at least she's asking first. Has severe abandonment issues and athazagoraphobia after being put in isolation for years, which is part of the driving force of her rambunctious behavior.

Sora has burned through too many therapists to count. She's quite a mood swinger, in contrast to the more stoic Suguri. She's quite possibly the most traumatized character in the roster.

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I may be wrong since I'm too young to have experienced the era but SUGURI to me is like the most "mid-2000s internet" game ever released. The UI, the sound design, the low res 3D models used for the enemies, the scrolling 3D backgrounds, the character art and sprites, THE SOUNDTRACK, every single aspect of it just oozes that era. Green Bird needs to be in more than 0 webcore playlists.

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Not even bothering adding Brent because that would be beyond out of character

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Game & Wario was released in 2013. This means that Gamer predates Five Nights at Freddy's by one year.

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Did my own

Hatsune Miku is at her best when she's a collage of basic geometric shapes (left image from daniwell's website and right image from Numbskull by justin oval)

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Hatsune Miku is at her best when she's a collage of basic geometric shapes (left image from daniwell's website and right image from Numbskull by justin oval)

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This account is basically dead, feel free to unfollow

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This is the reason my account went inactive too

Not really into blogging lately. Don't have any thoughts that would be interesting to share. If anyone cares how I'm doing, I'm sad about being unemployed. Wuh wuhwuh

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Sands of Self centipede Urotsukies are very intriguing and cute. It would be interesting to see them interact. Their anatomy here is pretty fantastical.

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I'm not into multi in THAT sense but she's a cutie (source: A World Without... Number 2)

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Between the map theme and Lyriccle (yes it's fanmade but it got so popular that I'm factoring it in anyways), I feel like I'm justified in saying The Monster World/title screen Ghazt is THE best track in My Singing Monsters history. It's the only sound that can solidly say that it singlehandedly IS My Singing Monsters and that track has essentially shaped everything MSM is for over a decade now. Ghazt has been #1 since before it was even released