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NO. THIS ISN’T WHO YOU ARE!!

Get Turned Evilllll

Huh?? Why am I getting turned evil??

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oh god. theyre getting more evil. someone get the power of friendship we can still save them

Get Turned Evilllll

Huh?? Why am I getting turned evil??

[the-real-gucci]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[the-real-gucci]

u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

[the-real-gucci]

One day I’ll use this on someone (me being the nb one)

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but i live thereeeee :(

Ocean announcement:

All Dark Energy within the ocean has been moved to dissolve North America.

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🇺🇸🫂♥️👍🌴

NOO FUCK IM AMERICAN AUGHHHHHH- *gets blasted by uncle sam’s eagle star beam*

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[the-real-gucci]

we should start calling glasses “seeing aids” to remind people

Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.

“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?

Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.

Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.

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I’m Gucci. Wow.

I'm America. Wow.

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i will be the fourth or fifth. wait what who said that

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@blue-marble-earth see?

Earth is so hot

[the-real-gucci]

was that a country roads reference

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quote(or paraphrase (which would be more accurate)): the earth is sooo hot

i think there was a fr in there but im not sure

it was a randomly generated post tho

randomly generated posts said ur hot

EHATATSTA WHAT-

[the-real-gucci]

There’s a real person behind this blog, you know? Anyways I’ve got some personal goals so I guess I’ll do the note thing. While you’re at that maybe check on some of my other posts to get a taste of what Medfordian culture is like. (it’s just shitposts like everyone else)

5 notes: Oh this is just a reminder to turn in important paperwork

100 notes: I’ll make an effort to eat 3 meals each day

250 notes: Shit maybe I’ll stop fishing for attention so much but I’m gonna need actual emotional support

500: I’ll finish my current music video

750: Then I’ll upload it to YouTube

1000: Scratch that I’ll relaunch the YT channel

1500: I’ll learn how to boost my self-esteem

2000: Oh yeah now I gotta animate something

100 followers: I’ll be happy

Anyways 2000 isn’t that hard to reach so whoever sees this good luck

[the-real-gucci]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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