the-real-fairy-king

[the-real-fairy-king]

“Who are you?”

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

*Oberon nodded.* “Why are you so… bright? No one else in this forest dresses with such vibrant orange tones.”

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

*Oberon shook his head.* “I have never heard of such a thing.”

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

*Oberon nodded, though he had no idea what Hermes had just said.*

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

”And where are you from?”

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

“Really? Interesting. And you say you’re a god?”

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

“And what has he told you about me?” *Oberon gave Hermes a brief, curious once-over.*

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

And why art thou contacting me? I have met Apollo, but why has that caused you to seek me out?

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

nothing

Titania will you marry me please I promise i’ll never cheat on you and i’ll treat you like the queen you are (literally) snsnsbabdba <33

— 🏳️‍🌈🧚

If Oberon and I get a divorce, I shall keep in mind your offer <33 However, he accuses me too often of cheating for me to take that risk.

[the-real-fairy-king]

I love you but you are almost irritatingly stubborn. At this point, I almost feel like an open marriage would be healthier.

Titania will you marry me please I promise i’ll never cheat on you and i’ll treat you like the queen you are (literally) snsnsbabdba <33

— 🏳️‍🌈🧚

If Oberon and I get a divorce, I shall keep in mind your offer <33 However, he accuses me too often of cheating for me to take that risk.

[the-real-fairy-king]

I… what? Titania? What?

Titania will you marry me please I promise i’ll never cheat on you and i’ll treat you like the queen you are (literally) snsnsbabdba <33

— 🏳️‍🌈🧚

If Oberon and I get a divorce, I shall keep in mind your offer <33 However, he accuses me too often of cheating for me to take that risk.

[the-real-fairy-king]

"So! You met Apollo, hm? Well! It is about time you met someone else!— Whom is much, much better than him actually..."

--- @its-a-little-bit-dangerous

”I’m sorry, who art thou?” *Oberon said, sounding a bit bored.*

[the-real-fairy-king]

He’s Oberon. He’s not going to divorce you. Also, I have already made my move and we have… been silly… with each other but he still doesn’t want a divorce with you.

Titania will you marry me please I promise i’ll never cheat on you and i’ll treat you like the queen you are (literally) snsnsbabdba <33

— 🏳️‍🌈🧚

If Oberon and I get a divorce, I shall keep in mind your offer <33 However, he accuses me too often of cheating for me to take that risk.

[the-real-fairy-king]

At this point the two of you should get a divorce tbh it would mean I get him to myself

Titania will you marry me please I promise i’ll never cheat on you and i’ll treat you like the queen you are (literally) snsnsbabdba <33

— 🏳️‍🌈🧚

If Oberon and I get a divorce, I shall keep in mind your offer <33 However, he accuses me too often of cheating for me to take that risk.

[the-real-fairy-king]

It is not jealousy, it is truth, Titania, darling.

Hello. May I... have your name?

—🐕🏹

My name is Oberon. Whomst art thou?

[the-real-fairy-king]

*Puck nodded, still adoring the two dogs.*

Hello. May I... have your name?

—🐕🏹

My name is Oberon. Whomst art thou?

[the-real-fairy-king]

Yay! I don't mind being bitten; wouldn't be the first time. *Puck paused.* Being bitten by a canine. *he added.*

Hello. May I... have your name?

—🐕🏹

My name is Oberon. Whomst art thou?