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Will i ever get to use the raptor den in an rp...

Probably not because i keep forgetting it exists

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Do it!

(Please I need more non erp starters)

i really wanna post like- open rp starters but uhhhh idk

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So do you guys do stealth or russian stealth

I don’t know what this means

But stealth isn’t really an option when you have someone like the general

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*Gently places a small canon in General's talons*

Be free, commit crime

General: *looks at canon*

General: *looks at raptor*

Raptor: no.

General: *looks back at canon*

General: *looks at raptor and nods excitedly*

Raptor: general no.

General: Leroooooooyyyyyyyy Jenkinssssssss *runs off*

Raptor: god dang it! Somebody stop him!

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A bright light appears and a creature steps out from it

He looks like raptor and the director but he has a robotic arm

“Where am I” he asks

“A new raptor!” Exclaims the communicator “welcome to the group!”

Say hello to the newest member of the raptor den! Warrior - comes from a dungeon crawling game I’m playing. Wields a short sword and has a robotic arm

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Incorrectly describing raptors

Raptor - Old man

Peacemaker - Hippie. Prolly chill tho

The general- The reason why the secret fifth Hogwarts house "Gun" was disbanded

The director - Tried way too hard in his science classes, has gifted kid syndrome

The engineer- Makes blueprints for fun. Also why the fifth Hogwarts house "gun" was disbanded

Raptor: I’m not that old

Peacemaker: I’m not hippie

General: that’s more or less correct

The director: i did not *pans to photo of report card with all A’s”

Engineer: who told you!?

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Communicator: umm hi, do you know where we are?

Somewhere in a calm green field

*a portal opens up a couple feet above the feet and the raptors come screaming out of it falling to the ground*

*quickly standing up*

Raptor: where are we now!?

The director: you ask that every time as if we will know.

Communicator: all right let’s find someone who can tell us where we are

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Me: trying to find a RP

*scrolling*

*more scrolling*

*more scrolling*

Y’all are all going to horny jail

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Hihi!

Turn an extinct animal into a dragon. Describe. Why that animal?

Communicator: well seeing that we half of us are raptors and we are called the raptors, I’m going to go with a raptor

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The general: don’t worry about it *loads shot gun*

quick anyone who sees this, where do you live and on a scale of 1 to 10 how strong is the lock on your door

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The general: classified

quick anyone who sees this, where do you live and on a scale of 1 to 10 how strong is the lock on your door

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The general: who wants to know!?

quick anyone who sees this, where do you live and on a scale of 1 to 10 how strong is the lock on your door

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Communicator: there isn’t a lock instead…

The general: IF ANYONE DARE STEP FOOT IN HERE THEY SHALL BE ERASED FROM EXISTENCE

Communicator:…we have him

quick anyone who sees this, where do you live and on a scale of 1 to 10 how strong is the lock on your door

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By the way my main account is @utahraptorfun

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Umm sure?

Reblog if you want a dragon in your asks.

(Me.)

(I'm the dragon.)

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Somewhere in a calm green field

*a portal opens up a couple feet above the feet and the raptors come screaming out of it falling to the ground*

*quickly standing up*

Raptor: where are we now!?

The director: you ask that every time as if we will know.

Communicator: all right let’s find someone who can tell us where we are

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*a soft screaming can be heard that slowly gets louder until suddenly a humanoid raptor appears and collapses on to the floor*

*he gets up and brushes off his lab coat*

Raptor: where are we now?

Engineer: who knows but it looks like a ship

(Both voices come from the raptor but sound different and the body changes slightly depending on which one is talking)

(Did I do this right?)

An anomaly caused her ship to malfunction, forced Perrine to send a distress signal.

Adrift in space, she waited for someone to receive it ‒ ideally someone who is willing to answer and help..