the-radio-anon

[the-radio-anon]

TO ALL THE GODS

I am inviting you to a party tomorrow at my father’s palace . It will be all day, though I won’t be available the whole time. There will be food and drinks and entertainment

[the-radio-anon]

look "website" people! i drew myself!

he's literally in black and white btw, that little dude is a fucking cartoon. 👍

sir, what are you on about pour l'amour de dieu—

[the-radio-anon]

since radio is a coward—

i'm not!!!

—interact with this post if you're fine with radio coming to talk to you! reblogs appreciated! :)

what does that even mean???

[the-radio-anon]

radio?

yes, sir?

why aren't you like, socializing with new people???

il va me rendre fou— well, i don't really want to bother people!

radio. this is the "bother people" website. move your ass and go talk to someone.

you could be more polite— wait, what's a website?

[the-radio-anon]

radio is too innocent, can't wait for people to teach him how to swear!

i can swear! i just don't do it!

french insults doesn't count, idiot.

mais va bien te faire foutre, espèce de salo—

ANYWAYS!—

[the-radio-anon]

"okay, radio, you work at a radio station, right?"

"i do, sir!"

"are you allowed to choose songs to play?"

"only late at night... but it's already a lot for a youngster like me!"

"and what artists you would choose?"

"oh, i'm a simple boy, sir... so of course, i would ask for berthe sylva, édith piaf and fréhel... <3"

"ok white boy."

"what??? D:"

[the-radio-anon]

i have no idea! i just... woke up here? is that bad news??? D':

my greetings, sir! i'm lost, do you think you could help me...? :'D

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

helping lost people is my specialty!

[the-radio-anon]

All we hear is, radio ga ga, radio goo goo, radio ga ga

(lyrics)

hehehe! just listened to it and it's great! and fits me, i think? i'll ask my boss if we can play it once i'll get back to the studio!!

(he doesn't know this song doesn't exist in the 30's, let him dream though)

[the-radio-anon]

oh, yes!! sorry sir— i'm like 99% it was marseille! i never leaved that city! ... until now, i guess.

my greetings, sir! i'm lost, do you think you could help me...? :'D

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

helping lost people is my specialty!

[the-radio-anon]

uhh...— wait! i remember! i was in the radio studio!

my greetings, sir! i'm lost, do you think you could help me...? :'D

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

helping lost people is my specialty!

[the-radio-anon]

great! i kinda fell asleep and woke up ...here? i have no idea what this place is!

my greetings, sir! i'm lost, do you think you could help me...? :'D

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

helping lost people is my specialty!

[the-radio-anon]

i like mint tea!!— oopss, sorry. i'll try to whisper hehe...

hello hello, ocean lady!!

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

Why hello, how are you doing?

[the-radio-anon]

yes, please! i love tea!

hello hello, ocean lady!!

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

Why hello, how are you doing?

[the-radio-anon]

oh, i'm doing great! how 'bout you? :D

hello hello, ocean lady!!

— 📻 / @the-radio-anon

Why hello, how are you doing?

[the-radio-anon]

"i'm stuck in a year that isn't mine, but it doesn't bother me that much..."

i'm radio anon! my real name? don't remember... all i remember is that yesterday, i was living in the 30's and now... i'm here... and i have this weird rectangular thing. and i have no idea what to do so i shall interact with anyone i think i could learn from hihi!

i'm like, 15 years old? or maybe 17, i'm not sure. i do know that i worked in a radio center at marseille, that's why i called myself radio! oh, and i like making new friends! but i have a bad memory so most of the time i don't remember people's name, so i end up giving them nicknames!

don't ask how i know english, just yesterday i could only speak french... what temporal voyage can do to your linguistic competence. ;-; and uuuhh... people here seems to add what pronouns they use?? well i'm a boy! so he/him for me! also, the good sir accompanying tend to send me (or "throw me at", like he say most of the time) to people related to a certain musical called EPIC? he told me it's because he's "hyperfixated" but i don't know what that means...

mod here! here are some rules;

— basic dni (homophobic, racists, sexists, ect...).

— no explicit nsfw because radio is a minor (and so is mod but i don't really care) innuendos and dirty jokes are alright though.

— i tend to misunderstand things so please don't hesitate to tell me if i am lol.

— radio is energetic and yaps a lot, don't hesitate to tell him to shut up.

— oh and also, radio sucks with modern technology but totally accept it, you can make fun of him for it and he'll laugh with you.

— i like to have fun and be silly man idk.