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this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
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“You’re still gay and that’s FINAL.” is such a batshit sentence guys im literally losing my mind over here
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