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this site is so funny you sound evil

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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

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Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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I used to write degrading things in the French Google Translate voice and jerk off to it

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KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

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son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

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tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise 

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Spider-Man: MENACE

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“You’re still gay and that’s FINAL.” is such a batshit sentence guys im literally losing my mind over here

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