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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?
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noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die
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Literally how does your mind work 😟
? it doesnt
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if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
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So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating
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"Any big truths we haven't dropped on each other yet?"
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"Maybe it's... saying things we've never said... to each other."
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*yeets vanity*
*shoots flies out of fancy cigarette holder*
*yeets vanity again*
*chokeslam*
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i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
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