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why are you communism now

Why not?

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"Maryland has approximately 184 alternative accounts" is a statistical error, Maryland Georg-

AHHHHH.

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Thank you for choosing Communism (trademark pending)

Wawa. :3

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Where...

Where am I?

Hello...? Anyone...?

Is... is anybody out there...?

Someone!? Anyone!? Can anyone hear me!?

...

It's dark.

It's so dark here.

Someone, anyone, if you can hear me...

Say something... please...

No one can hear me, can they?

...

I guess not.

To be honest, I'm not even sure I can hear myself.

It's so quiet here...

... and yet, sometimes,

I swear I hear something...

Something like... scratching?

What. Wgar.

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countryhumans on crack

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WIKI IS VIOLENT BUT NOT STUPID. >:(

*BITES YOU*

WHAT IF I RAN FOR PRESIDENT-

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BECAUSE WIKI IS FRIEND.

WHAT IF I RAN FOR PRESIDENT-

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!

I know you did really like my mole army, but would you like to meet my weevil army? :3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

...

I hate weevils...

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ME. I WILL.

WHAT IF I RAN FOR PRESIDENT-

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I LOVE WEEVILS.

I know you did really like my mole army, but would you like to meet my weevil army? :3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

...

I hate weevils...

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OK.

Should I try out communism?

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Communism time!!

If I give you anything it is a stolen object.

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Soo stab instead?

GREETINGS, Earth Humans!

It is I, Steev, co-founder of The Hypercore Corporation! Kholle and Lars both suggested a social media marketing campaign, so that's exactly what I'm doing here, on the single best social media website for Big Tech there is!

Hypercore Corp is the greatest tech company you have ever seen! We sell things! Things that function! Things with practical functions that people want to use! And we use corporate buzzwords like Fiscal and Innovation and Paradigm!

So buy our product! Purchase our stocks! And please don't worry about us taking over the world, because we won't! We only use AI a little bit, and that's what you kids are all worried about these days, so we're perfectly harmless! Just don't check what we do with your personal information!

Now, to farm some interactions!

@the-official-news! @official-rhode-island! @oceaniddoesstuff! @weather-update! @the-official-netherlands! @very-real-australia! @the-principality-of-sealand!

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Should I try out communism?

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Tee hee. :3

I know you did really like my mole army, but would you like to meet my weevil army? :3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

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I hate weevils...

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FUCK YOU. MY WEEVIL ARMY WILL DRILL THROUGH YOUR SKIN WITH THEIR SNOOTS.

I know you did really like my mole army, but would you like to meet my weevil army? :3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

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I hate weevils...

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Can I bites you?

uhhhhhh so this blog doesnt flop heres some tags

@theorist-amy @the-official-news @france-unofficial @the-principality-of-sealand

and just to spite him @oceaniddoesstuff (your a gimmick now jason :3)