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Whats up fuckers I haven’t been on this blog since February 2014 why the FUCK is my username this??

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how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

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"Nothing says ‘get better!’ than a little medical pizzazz! Silk slings and a glitter bandage?" "That might help…"

If you didn’t think this was adorable then get out of my face omg

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#nintendogsmemories is trending on twitter and

if this is not a gpoy then your childhood was wrong

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do you think anime parents have a baby 

and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think

“oh no

she’s a main character.”

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when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

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never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

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Elsa on your dash.

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sonic calm the fuck down

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i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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i made a night vale-ntine

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Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?

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This is just majestic…