the-penguinspy
the-penguinspy
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Penguin. just here for fun :) [AO3] | writing tag
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the-penguinspy · 2 minutes ago
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stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.
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the-penguinspy · 4 hours ago
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the-penguinspy · 8 hours ago
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Heard lesbians like them
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the-penguinspy · 16 hours ago
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we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast
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the-penguinspy · 17 hours ago
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the-penguinspy · 20 hours ago
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i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative
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the-penguinspy · 1 day ago
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I think I've figured out why the fact that so many people I know use generative ai to do things like write emails for them bothers me so much is that. Like. You're not even participating in your own life. I get that emails are boring and sometimes even challenging to write but you are communicating with other humans. The words written will represent your ideas and your feelings and you as a person. If you can't be bothered to do that, if you're so far removed from human connection that you don't care if people get the real you or a computer imitating you, then you've already lost. We've all lost.
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the-penguinspy · 1 day ago
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R2-D2's favoritism towards Anakin is so funny like, he's canonically the most foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, grump old cat-coded droid. The cute appearance is only an illusion to lure you in just so he can tase you, and maybe also kick you from behind just because he wants to. Even the disney princess Obi-Wan loved by all animals on first sight doesn't get along with R2. But he just. likes. Anakin. He's the wingman, he's emotional support, he's a good helper in battle. He carries snacks and checks if Anakin is hungry. He looks at this also ill-tempered angsty goth kid and said, yep that's my bff. Meanwhile Anakin goes around saying things like R2 is such a sweetheart 😌he's a little angel he's literally the best buddy anyone could ask for and I will risk my life to save him. Everyone else just looks like the demon droid and be like what the fuck are you talking about.
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the-penguinspy · 1 day ago
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Dudes shouldn't have to prove themselves by having spartan greyscale homes with dollar store rubber shower curtains and a mattress on the floor. Do you know what life is like with linen
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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reblog and put the name of the song you last listened to in the tags
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.
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He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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Didn’t know that holo-pic was still there.
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Here is the very, very late anniversary comic! I’ve had this idea since almost the very beginning of the series. Just something to chew on.
Bonus: Meme redraw to hopefully lighten up reader’s spirits! :D
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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Fag strong together. Don’t forget.
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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Sudoku on the train home
He is like. Really good at it.
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the-penguinspy · 3 days ago
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the-penguinspy · 3 days ago
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