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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

Oh, happy Pride you two!

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y-yay! th-thank y-you mx atari!!

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i know someone who isn't so hype

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STOP CALLING ME HOMOPHOBIC- AND STOP GIGGLING AT ME

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s-sorry!!!

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

i think were running out of things to talk about

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The problem in the room has been addressed over and over.

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you ever get tempted to like just delete one, see what happens

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No. Not really.

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borrrrrrrrrrringggggggggggg

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

you ever think sometimes you commit to the joke too hard

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How so?

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well like, weve been working on these for like, almost a year now, clearly the someone who sent em in decided they *really* wanted to be annoying

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That makes sense.

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not where i mean though, im talking like...this whole situation. company policy that we cant actually ignore or delete anything just in case, it feels like ironic. would have taken so much less time to just delete them all, but nope, we keep answering them, as if its like a dedication to something that doesnt need it

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real lmao

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

so, sweetheart, what's looking good cooking?

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i-i- that- good cooking??? what does-

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call you good cooking the way you're steaming hot ;)

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GAH UH UH YOU TOO

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<3

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

Anyways, while the temporary breaks are quite nice, I think the sooner we respond to these, the sooner you'll stop being so annoyed!

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you bet

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

I can't help but notice you tend to keep getting annoyed with these after a couple months of them being gone. 😅

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because theyre annoying and im done with how we still havent cleared them out.

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we just have to try our bestest!!!! that should work!!!!

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

the plague can suck my dick

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Happy Pride Month everyone.

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

oc inspo that orignally came from an asmr vid i saw but the want to create them has been reignited (written story cause yes)

No where to run, no where to hide, and nobody would believe them. It was thought that maybe this was it, that they'd die at the hands of...whatever this was. Until they remembered an ad. Some hotline thing, but they thought it was fake. Well, this isn't so maybe they aren't. From the best of their memory, they dialed the number, and the line rang for a second, until someone picked up.

"Hello, you've reached (need a name so place holder), this is the Paranominally Hotline, here to help with all entities and paranormals, how may we help you?"

or basically a hotline dedicated to guide those victim to the supernatural out of danger

a radio station idea also works but the hotline idea is more devolped in my head

[the-paranomaly-hotline]

things for writing (kinda) project ive fallen for again today

first image is maybe one of the paper poster ads with the other 4 being the logo itself (with and without slogan, and also without backgrounds for some :3)

[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

like what would you logically say to that in a conversation

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"And how does that make you feel"? I think the one person who they should talk to is a psychologist.

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HAH oh i forget youre actually good at jokes

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Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

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what else can it mean

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I think you're saying that just to say something.

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oh boy, as if id everr do that...

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Now see who can tell jokes!

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

hah ball

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

i could hear whip from over here yeesh

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It is best to not badmouth your fellow coworkers.

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mhm, yeah, alright

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Do you gain something from causing a fight?

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eh?

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Joy, satisfaction, entertainment, what's your goal with it all?

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it gets boring in here, so entertainment i guess, also its easy to do

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...I don't get you here.

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maybe for the best then

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

if i just focus on the old ones early SURELY the other ones will fuck off

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you also could just-

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I WILL BE FINE WITHOUT NEEDING A MOMENT JUST- i- im sorry.

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...yeah. yeah im- im fine, im good!

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...

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you should probably get a break soon

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...ill be on it soon

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

WHO CARES WHAT IT WAS

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Maybe it's best to take a couple minutes for a break? You seem to be getting quite stressed my friend...

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ill be fine, thank you atari, just. a bit upset is all

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

wh-whats even the goal here??

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chaos, duh

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dont start

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okay lovergirl

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thank you

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

is this a new one??

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I think it is, our prankster's came back it seems!

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FUCKING DAMN IT- I KNOW, COMPANY POLICY, GET OFF MY ASS FOR ONCE WILL YA

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[the-paranomaly-hotline]

The plague was baller

sooooooo, any plans after work?

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i thought you didnt like me??

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not my question buddy man

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n-no, not really...why?

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hah, loser

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:(

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