the-pain-of-being-a-nerd

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My sense of humor is so broken that when this happened I found it to be the most hilarious thing in my life.

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Just me thinking about a modern stranger things.

Dustin:GET THE SONG

Lucas:IM TRYING (opens the Spotify app and starts playing running up that hill)

Spotify: waNT A BrEAk FrOm ThE adDs

Steve: NOOOO

Lucas: is she gonna make it (the the doctor)

Dustin: *mumbles* prolly not

Lucas: this is NOT the time Dustin!

Robin: I like girls Steve

Steve: oh….slay queen? 

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So I went up to my mom today and was like…

Me: you know how the New York Times basically adopts every new book?

Her: yes…?

Me: well someone has to read those books….for a job…THEY GET TO READ AND THEY DINT HAVE TO EDIT OR DO ANYTHING BUT GET ATTACHED TO THE CHARACTERS!!!

Her: well your gonna have to work really hard to be that person sweetheart

Me: just you wait-

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A real conversation between my theatre friends but KOTLC

Keefe:…yeah and I was licking the salt of my phone-

Sophie:WhAt?

Keefe:ya know that coat of sweat that you get when you talk in the phone to long that’s what I was licking

Sophie:but WhY

Keefe:iM NOT GOING TO WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD SALT!!!!

Dex:I mean I’ve liked Nutella off my phone but not sweat salt

Tam:the more I learn about you the more disturbed I become. First you tell us you found the bright orange hoodie you wear every single day in your used couch then that you found your shoes on the side of the road and didn’t even wash them and now this?!?!?

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Do you ever just like stare at a book and all you want to do is to have already read it so you can talk about it to your family and friends who don’t care in the slightest and will probably ignore you but you don’t have to motivation to read the book so then you feel like crying because your thing is being a book nerd and you don’t know what do do and this goes in for months on end and all you can read is faNfIcTion because it’s shorter and doesn’t look as hard but then you cling to the fandoms your in like their a lifeline until you finally make yourself read a paper book and you fall in love all over again. because this never happens to me.