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Them: Stressed? Bothered? Or all-around put out? Just have a nice hot cup of tea! You’ll feel tons better

Me: *sips tea from an absolutely MASSIVE tea cup* Yeah, I guess I’m just a little bummed out

My favorite thing about my mom’s collection of dishes is her collection of giant teacups!!

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My favorite thing about my mom’s collection of dishes is her collection of giant teacups!!

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Whelp, it’s the first day of October

Green Day time to get up you overslept

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So, according to Sherlock Holmes, we’re gonna die #bbcsherlock https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJyZXGhWH3oFfrb14MnnrTI8f82rx_h5wI5lM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=76xe4ml0sj8h

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AWWWWW YIIIIISSSSS

For real though, I’m a fan of B5 but there’s still a lot I need to catch up on-- namely the movies. But this is very exciting news because I always felt this show was underappreciated what with Star Wars and Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica and all the things

Not getting my hopes up too high for members of the original cast coming back (many have passed away) BUT it would be nice

just saying

and now to slip under the radar for several months again

NEW BABYLON 5 IN THE WORKS!!!

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Garibaldi: Zack, you’re the best second I ever had. I trust you

Zack: Thanks chief, that means a lot

Lou Welch: and what was I? Chopped liver?!

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I have too much fun with this class...

A lit class on zoom is kind of fun because all sorts of jokes and comments and profound thoughts occur in the chat

FOR EXAMPLE

Would Frankenstein’s monster and the Opera Ghost/Eric/Phantom be friends? 

“So why do you despise humanity?”

“Oh, no reason…they’re just terrified by my appearance”

“OMG SAAAAAAAAAMMME!!!”

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A lit class on zoom is kind of fun because all sorts of jokes and comments and profound thoughts occur in the chat

FOR EXAMPLE

Would Frankenstein’s monster and the Opera Ghost/Eric/Phantom be friends? 

“So why do you despise humanity?”

“Oh, no reason...they’re just terrified by my appearance”

“OMG SAAAAAAAAAMMME!!!”

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If you’re going to be anything in the world, please just be kind.

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Whaat could possibly go wrong?

worth a shot

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Socrates: *asks thought-provoking questions to help people channel their thoughts and formulate/clarify their ideas* 

Greece: Oh noOOO!! He’s teaching people to think!! THE SCOUNDRELLLLLLL!!!

“He’S cOrRuPtInG tHe YoUtH”

Plato, the rest of his life: Y’all buncha idiots....

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Me: *reading about the Epic of Gilgamesh*

Ancient Babylonians: Yeah so Gilgamesh is this ancient Demi-god king and seems like a cool dude

Me: what

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THEY CHEEEP!! :D

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

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As part of the New Year celebration in ancient Akkad, the King would go to the sanctuary of Marduk where the high priest would strip him of his emblems (scepter, rings, scimitar, crown) and slap him in the face

And people had a cow when Charlemagne was crowned by a Catholic pope...

(Obviously there’s more to the ritual than that, but we don’t need to get into that right now)

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I’m remembering that one episode of The Good Place (s4 ep 13??) where Tahani’s journalist/hot goss friend dude is talking about hooking up with Alexander the Great and how he should instead be called Alexander the ~Fine~ and this is now what I call him

That is all