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Wheeee!

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i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

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frustrated bc i want to be Perfect Me™ and get better grades and clear up my skin and lose more weight but im stuck w Actual Garbage Me™

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thanks duolingo but i know that one

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Life is Hard, But My Dick? Harder.

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Life is Hard, But My Dick? Harder.

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i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

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guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

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He’s being so careful I’m crying

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Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.