the-official-matt-holt
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Skate fast, eat ass, I’m Mattress fucking Holt| はいじん 鬱 もて ます XD| Multishipping as fuck| One of the leaders of The Christmas Meme Legion and creator of the Litmas Headcannon|Someone please make like the lyrics to Fireflies and take me away from here. |Matt Holt| if you're looking for good content you won't find it here. ;)| I'm here to fuck things up and be a dweeb|wants to die| side blog so I can't follow you guys :( |I have a Voltron deck in CAH so lemme know if you wanna play and I'll set up a game;)| There's no discourse here, only memes| pro Shitposter and and Memelord extraodinaire| Prepare for the shitty puns| Really likes cringe| Heavily fanon Matt based| SEND ME MEMES| H E L P| Happily married to @theofficialgalrankeith, I love my badass fluffy husband| Mod Morgan
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the-official-matt-holt · 5 years ago
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Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve posted here! There’s so many wonderful memories; and friends that are hopefully still here!! Maybe I can try to be active here again! Maybe I can reconnect with all of the people I used to know!!! Please, feel free to dm me if you want!!! I hope to be on here more! 💜
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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Hahaha, sometimes I’ll wake up in the morning and ask if he comes here often, or if he’s married.
I love how even when you’re married y’all are still flirty as hell
That is how you know a relationship is good. Married and still flirty
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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YAAAAAASSSSS QUEEN HIM ME WITH THAT KATT FLUFF!!!!!
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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Maybe I am. Why don’t you go and catch the frog in my throat for me~?
Can u pur??
Yes, I can.
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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I- ah- Ahem. And I love you too baby.
Can u pur??
Yes, I can.
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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Op literally hilarious as shit but go off I guess
Awww!! Thank you so much Nonnie!! It makes me so happy to hear that!!
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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Hallo! You need hugs now. I will give hugs. -- Galran-Altean-Lance-VLD
I do need hugs! I always need hugs! I love hugs! Thank you! I love you and your blog!! 🧡🧡 @galran-altean-lance-vld
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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You love it, Furball.
Can u pur??
Yes, I can.
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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He purrs up a storm every time I go to kiss him and scratch behind his ears. It’s adorable.
Can u pur??
Yes, I can.
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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I can now officially saw that I feel like Matt Holt now cause I just got into DnD.
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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THE FACT THAT SKATE FAST EAT ASS IS IN YOUR BIO AUTOMATICALLY TELLS ME YOURE A GREAT PERSON LMAO IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY IT
YEP SKATE FAST EAT ASS IS THIS BLOGS MOTTO AND ITS HERE TO STAY, IM YOUR RESIDENT MEME JUNKIE AND IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR ASS ON A TRIP TO THE DEEPEST REACHES OF HELL WHERE THE MOST TERRIBLE OF SHITPOSTS AND MEMES DWELL SO LETS GET STARTED~ THANK YOU VERY MUCH NONNIE
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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meow
Bow chicka wow wow
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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pluto, black hole
Pluto- If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would you meet? Ooooooooh, that’s a great question! Hmmmmmm,,, I’m torn. Id honestly want to meet Adam Young, also known as Owl City. His music has helped me through really difficult parts of my life, and he’s such a great person, offstage and on. I really look up to him, he’s my idol. And honestly, it sounds cheesy, but I don’t think I’d be who I am today, without the soft, positive influence of his music. But I’d also love to Meet Markiplier. He’s a kind, generous, good person, and a wonderful entertainer. I love his videos, and they also helped me through a lot. So,,, Honestly, both people, are ones that I’d love to have the pleasure of meeting, and thank them for doing what they do, for spreading kindness in a world that’s not as kind anymore. Black hole- What are you most afraid of? I’m afraid of a lot of things. I’m still afraid of the dark, I’m deathly afraid of needles, and spiders are on thin fucking Ice. But I think the things I’m most afraid of, are being alone, unwanted, or forgotten. Being left behind by people I love,,, Things coming between us and them deciding that I’m not worth it anymore, that they don’t want me... That I bore them, and they’ll drop me for something more entertaining, like some sort of unwanted toy,, Those thoughts really scare me,..
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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The s’mores one is my personal favorite. I swear on my favorite anime it’s to die for.
Poptart
Fun fact: I’ve never had one. I know. I need to try them.
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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ShSghhhkSjdjfjfahaf
Pffff, terminator my ass
And yet still you date me, little miss “I forget my boyfriend is smart enough to know it’s me even if I’m on anon”
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the-official-matt-holt · 6 years ago
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....Fuck
Pffff, terminator my ass
And yet still you date me, little miss “I forget my boyfriend is smart enough to know it’s me even if I’m on anon”
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