dat weirdo called Emil I am Emil , a dork who just wants a bit attention. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ be weird be loud be proud ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ pronoun he/him|they/them pansexual, aromantic soon to be malewife of the murder spiderman
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If I had a nickel for every time a curly haired person who I am attracted to turned out to having been a sexual predator I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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There are no other mainstream pokemon games after Black and White
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Emotional Documentary: Hellshake Yano
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Bats take care of us.
They’re a big part of the reason why we can enjoy bananas, avocados, and tequila, because their poop spreads seeds that help to pollinate at least 300 fruits.
They also take care of each other, because vampire bats will regurgitate blood for their bat neighbors who don’t have any food.
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wieso kenn ich das nicht 😳
obsessed with the german subreddit called Gittertiere (Lattice Animals) which is dedicated to posting pictures of abandoned shopping carts.
Brave lattice animal is blocking the entry to the nest of a tin-vroomer
Completely over-bred lattice animal. Is this still considered beautiful? … In my opinion, this is lattice animal abuse
This lattice animal is utterly tuckered out from waiting for their play mate
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browsing anime pornography silently and without emotion and shaking my head solemnly when i see bad anatomy
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Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*
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I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
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