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me: so like were you guys ever together or?

Satan: not really, no.

me: but Lilith is the queen of hell right? and youre the king?

Satan: it doesn't really work like that.

Lilith: what do you mean? don't you remember the years we spent together? :(

Satan: she's joking, don't listen to her.

Lilith: damn right i am. I wouldn't go for a wimp.

Satan: she likes losers and babies like you.

Lilith: don't call my girlfriend a loser baby!

Satan: she's also my girlfriend and I'm calling her that affectionately

me, eating pancakes forgetting they're even there while they argue:

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me: i mean its not a big deal-

Behemoth: your emotions are a big deal

me: *eyes get wet*

me: stop im gonna cry- stoppp

Behemoth: why? what's wrong?

me: you're being nice to me :[

Freyr: oh my god...the bar is so low...

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Sukuna: goodmorning my beautiful boy-girlfriend?...boyfriend? uh... what gender are you today?

me: who knows. its a mystery for us all

Satan: i would say girl

Freyr: I'm adding a bit of a tomboyish vibe to the bunch

Loki: i will say, her gender today is autism

me: bingo

Czarnobóg: what does that mean?

me: comfy, shorts because big pants are sensory hell, no jewelry, and a tshirt basically.

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me: if i were a flower i would be a venus flytrap

Freyr: no you would be a little fucked up daisy

me: awww

Freyr: if i was picking flowers and i saw you as a little fucked up daisy i would gently pick you and put you in a glass of water to help you grow

me: omg thats so romantic

Freyr: :3

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(context: intrusive thoughts)

me: i just cannot understand why me

Bastet: with a great mind comes great price for this mind

me: I'm gonna tell everyone that you said that to me

Bastet: please do

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Lilith: so can i stay here with you?

me, half asleep: i dunno imma be farting probably

Lilith: you are so not romantic 😐

me: is it bad that im not romantic?

Lilith: no its just...usually when i had spouses they treated me like a queen...you know, mother of demons, basically queen of the hell stuff. they bought me flowers, showed respect, gave gifts yet you treat me like your bestie...its interesting

me: but is it bad?

Lilith: no but it certainly challenges my perspective on love

me: thats good then :]

Lilith: yeah its good :]