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How much further until I make it to Chicago? I am running as fast as my Joker feet will take me and yet I do not even see it on the Horizen

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Got lost in a cornfield and accidentally started making crop circles and now I can't stop fuck I'm doing it again

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Reminder to go outside and breathe fresh air and look at the sky. This reminder has come from the corn, which has started talking to me because the midwest is haunted

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Reminder to go outside and breathe fresh air and look at the sky. This reminder has come from the corn, which has started talking to me because the midwest is haunted

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Let me know where you are at so I can find you and Applejack... I await your response

we're keeping it contained at sara's place. I'll get her to DM you the address.

btw I don't know if you're still with athena but please don't bring her with you. the spirit probably still hates her for killing his plushie body so that could go very badly!!

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What if you end up with an applejack kin and wanna fuck mlp characters after this applejack vore session?

Then the world will keep spinning and I will wake up tomorrow knowing I lived the previous day as my truest self. Also I may draw Princess Celestia inflation art, who knows, I go where the wind takes me

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applejack vore,,, much like the garden of eden when you think about it

The Book of Genesis contains the first documented case of Applejack Vore... my Adam and Dark Eve kintypes are being burdened by kin memories due to this so I apologize if I seem a little more dark and twisted than usual

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I know we’re all gonna need some cheering up for a while and right now I just want to say thank you to everyone who’s a part of the croaker-verse. It sounds silly but watching the strange aeons video about the emo roommate cult has helped me feel a lot better today, and many many many MANY days before!!! I love getting updates on the lore in my dash. You’re creating a genuinely compelling, funny, and interesting storyline that has made me smile so many times!!! Thank you for the joy and laughter!!!!! It is MUCH needed!!

(I know most of you guys can’t respond bc you stay in character but I’m still tagging bc I want you all to know you’re appreciated!! So sorry if I miss anyone, there r so many blogs involved 😭!)

@lifedoesntdiscriminate @the-muppet-joker @mycomortis @mydarlingathena @alexandria-thornton @unmask-strange-aeons @sarasometimes @fungus-of-death @sisterofthecroaker @strange-aeons @bastardorphan @minuseyes

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A sketchy interpretation of the life and times of @the-muppet-joker

From left to right we have: the beginning, vriskafication/dark feminism, emo coven, hobby horsing debt, and bald

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Ok which one of you goofballs has the applejack figurine that currently houses the immortal soul of my deceased Kermit Plushie? I need to do... unspeakable things to it

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"Inside the twisted spine" c. 2024

Based on this post by @unmask-strange-aeons

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My liege, how do you remain positive in a world so cruel?

There is a lot of despair right now. I do not wish to add for it. A lot of things can be taken from me, but I will remain hopeful and silly and filled with love for the people I care about. They will not take away my joy

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I will continue out of spite. If anyone wants to take me out that badly, they will have to get their hands dirty and do it themselves! If they wish me miserable, they will have to wipe off my Joker smile with their own two hands!

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Who did you vote for?

I found an image of her edited like the Joker. Like me! I am the Joker of Kentucky and hopefully, with my vote, she will become the Joker of America (the President)

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Does that mean all that’s left is Kermit? Are you gonna use the spirit in Applejack?

I have been informed that after the burning of my Kermit plushie by that Prep Athena, a local witch and some other Gothic individuals have channeled the spirit of Kermit into an applejack figurine. I do not know what this means... but I know what I must do

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your so focused on getting your kins back but what about your friendships?

I can only look Milton in the eyes when I have become whole again

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Hmmmmmmm... perhaps to get back in touch with my Vriska side, I need to look like her! I could easily purchase a black wig, but how to make my skin grey? I wish I could bathe in grey dye somehow........