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If I see another joker kin in my dash I'm putting them in the death note

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If I see another joker kin in my dash I'm putting them in the death note

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I have been letting you all violate my DNI for too long! I will henceforth be enforcing my DNI with violence and threats. If I catch any of you Fuckers interacting with my blog against my wishes, I will personally insult and degrade you until you delete your blog and cry

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Will you be at Dash Con 2? This will greatly impact whether or not I go.

Of course.

I have a duel to attend...

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For those of you expressing concern in my inbox:

Yes, I put Icy Hot on my "Cylinder." For real. Yes, really. I am not joking. I will produce an imersive experience, no matter the cost. I will venture into the unknown.

I am safe now. The Icy Hot has been removed. The "Cylinder" remains intact.

Please do not belittle me for doing this... I was simply acting out of YOLO (YOU Only Live Once)

I appreciate your understanding during this time. I will not be taking any further questions.

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how are you paying to live in ohio by yourself

My Mother sends me money.

It's strange... I thought I would finally feel free after moving out, especially without any stupid Job. But all I do is stay inside and indulge in Muppet Hole... even my writing is suffering. Why is staying inside all day and not talking to anyone hindering my creative process? Odd.

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Ohio is the Mind Killer

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Ohh oh n no

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Honey Mustard in my ass and Icy Hot on my dick. Pretty wild for a Wednesday Night!

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I used to be such a big Ranch guy but lately I am really intimate with Honey Mustard

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Yee-ouch! Is it possible to sprain your... *ahem* 'Manhood' from Yanking on it too hard? *tugs at collar, slightly embarrassed*

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OHHHbh FUCKING G my pOENIS DO NOT PUT ICY HOT ON PEENIS FUCK ItbURNS!!@

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You're welcome

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Effigy of the muppet joker. Nail polish on crochet doll. 2024.

Created by @me0wdy-pardner

I have things in store for him

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I have begun writing a newer, fresher draft of my Magnum Opus.

I think it was destined to be a stage play rather than a novel...