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Yesterday I went to karaoke and two dudes sung am I a man or a muppet and people turned their phone flashlight on and waved it like a concert. It was a magical experience.

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Feeling wistful 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️ for heterosexuality

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croaker promised me a custom made muppet hole and, after nearly a week, has yet to deliver. sad :(

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hey I paid you like 500 dollars for an nft and you just sent me an image. like you don't have a site or anything. this is worth nothing.

No refunds and no complaints. It's not my fault if you do not know how to properly utilize the croaker NFT.

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B locck chain hurt. NfT curse.. . Elon Musnk put me in the hurtt machine

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Thank you @the-muppet-joker for this nft! I do not know if this is actually counts since it’s just a png but I will trust you anyway!

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Or maybe they’re all just Strange in different disguises???

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I think the last anon is the ex girlfriend of that guy who made the Reddit post about you? Also I’m pretty sure he’s dating Athena now? The whole thing is crazy actually

oh. in that case, I vaguely know who she is. Athena always had a weird thing about them. she told me about it all the time.

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I have resorted to creating an NFT factory through the unpaid labor of various volunteers. For those who I took payment from who are complaining that I have taken over $100 from them without giving them an NFT yet, please shut the fuck up before I go God Muppet Mode and gun shoot kill you to death!!!!!!!!

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PERSONALLY I'D SAY IT'S A LOT EASIER TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BY REANIMATING THE DEAD. I DONT REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT TRADITIONAL METHODS BUT AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES CAN GENERALLY CONVINCE ANYONE. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANY HELP.

- @consciousgordiacea

kermit doesnt want my help

thx for offering tho

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Milton. I’m very happy you still post. I got worried when I saw you deleted your blog. Please take care of yourself!

dw i didnt delete it adn im using that one again :)

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What happened to you?

im a sinner adn ijm beign puncished im neverr good enuogh

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mabel and ford <3

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Cybertruck and nft posts ewww are you a tech bro? Lame!

I am not a techbro I am a Tech Dark Feminist.

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I have spent all night making NFTs my fingers are bleeding. The blockchain is a brutal mistress and I am her wimpering bitch

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got my $croak NFT from @the-muppet-joker today! Money well spent

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I believe one of my kintypes is indirectly responsible for 9/11 and I just want to apologize I'm such a fucking baka.