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I cannot believe the piece of fiction I have gotten the most invested in the past like 4 months is the god damn croaker verse

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What are you going to do if Milton won't forgive you? What if he never wants to see you again? :(

Then I will respect his decision... he has come a long way to be able to voice his feelings, and I am proud of the Hamilton he has become

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what would you do if someone was bigender (both a man and a woman)

They're only worth speaking to in woman mode. And I would know because I'm in woman mode EVERY SINGLE DAY, FATHERFUCKER!!?

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I saw the muppet glow

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What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!

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how do you feel about muppetsonas

EVERYONE! MAKE MUPPETSONAS... MAKE THEM UNTIL YOUR HANDS BLEED! UNTIL THE EYES OF ONLOOKERS MELT OUT OF THEIR SKULLS... YOU CANNOT STOP US! YOU CANNOT CONTROL US! YOU CANNOT CONTAIN US! WE ARE DRAWING IMAGES OF OURSELVES AS THE MUPPETS UNTIL WE ARE DRAGGED AWAY AND THROWN INTO THE PIT! Take that, Cis.... take that, America.........

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Working on a beautiful sonnet to win back the affections of Hamilton

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if i use tumblr only to view your blog am i allowed to interact? (genuinely the only time i use this website)

Ok fine but please. Stand at least 6 feet away from your screen when reading my posts. If you must like or reblog anything, you have to either throw something at the screen and hope it hits the button or poke your phone with a really long stick.

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Buy a bus and name it the “down with cis bus”

I think I'd rather have a Down With Cis Cybertruck

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Does this mean nobody can interact with you now? Tumblr and Twitter users are on your dni

Come find with me in real life and I will say my posts out loud to you. That is the only interaction I will accept

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Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

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My stupid Grandma wants me to come to Thanksgiving but my evil aunt Kimberly is going to be there with my shithead baby of a cousin who I hate. Also I told Grandma I don't associate with Cisgenders or Binaries so she cannot talk to me until she is at least a she/they. I am a feminist but even I have limits

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croaker please you're scaring us

Don't be scared, gay. I pull back my Joker lips into a Joker smile. Most muppets don't have teeth, but I am different and I have many. I hold your hand to comfort you... it's grey from my sharpie bath... you look back up in terror and realize Vriska Homestuck...

BUT IT'S TOO LATE.

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ok, given the new dni list, I'm wondering if you dislike women again, but this time also equally dislike men?

I have realized that all gender is evil and Non Biney is the path to salvation

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I am so bored; I need to make up another religion and get several unwell people wrapped up in it, possibly ending in arson or attempted crucifixion

But I have to study for finals;

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She jokes my muppet till I croak

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My Muppet Hole is Open Wide. Kermit is Crowning. A new era is yet to dawn...