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*uses Zippy calling card*

"WELCOME TO ZIPPYS! WHERE ZIPPY SERVICE IS ZIPPILY ZAPPED AND ZIPPY SERVICE IS THE ZIPPIEST! RING ER UP?"

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Beautiful screenshots. Part 8

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Virtual reality Nancy Drew games, ah yes, now I finally get to experience the real magic of dying over and over again in increasingly ridiculous ways

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Nancy Drew in Danger on Deception Island

You’re just the person I was hoping to find: smart, resourceful, tenacious, and curious.

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Nancy Drew in Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake

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FRIEND: Wow! How did you know the answer to that question?

*represses all the info I learned from Nancy Drew games*

ME: Internet.

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Favorite characters aesthetic : Nancy Drew

If a guy’s hunch results in a dead-end, don’t flaunt your better judgement and intuition in front of him. Smirk secretly to yourself

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a BOOK you say?? from a LIBRARY???????????????????????

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Me: Man, I really miss the intros of the old ND games where Nancy reads a letter out loud.

Current games: This is my center of operations, my desk.

Me: tHiS iS mY cEnTeR oF oPeRaTiOnS, mY dEsK

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knowing that this entire game is all just one big extended flashback before nancy dies makes the bit where i dressed up in a clown costume and then went to the bathroom 26 times in a row seem a lot weirder

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this ad is so fucking funny to me, but i can’t explain why

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Nancy: I need this simple thing

Other character: I’ll give this simple thing to you after you be a doll and power this thermonuclear reactor to power my art project that’ll need supplies from across the river that cost your life savings and need to be sacrificed to the gods before you make some tea out of this yard sale junk and I criticize you for everything and you’ll probably fail, more likely die. Eh, you’ll figure it out. Simple Really.

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Nancy: (trapped, about to be blown to pieces) It would be rude to use my phone now.

Me: Nancy, you’ve robbed people, broken into their personal spaces, and interrogated them about deeply personal subjects–

Nancy: IT WOULD BE RUDE TO USE MY PHONE NOW

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favorite fictional settings

RIVER HEIGHTS (Nancy Drew)

When the lights suddenly go out, hold onto your diamonds for dear life.

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Me *On resume*: Yes I interned on an archaeological dig in Egypt, I worked alongside a Parisian fashion designer, was the assistant to a prestiged etymologist, studied in New York, worked as a chef in a top class resort and worked alongside a certain famous optometrist, maybe you know him? Goes by the name of Iggy?

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Nancy Drew on talking to me