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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

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What's your jacking off technique

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They deleted it which makes it even funnier.

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imagine getting this review

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man it's so fucking funny when I actually solve a wordle bc in my brain it makes me feel like this gif

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Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we've had them for like a decade now. They're fantastic features and Tumblr doesn't get enough credit for having them.

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Waking around DC with my Tumblr-branded t-shirt and hat and multiple men in formal business suits have stopped me to compliment my shoelaces. One even sucked my dick

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morning guys

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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Thanks, boy I kissed one time. No problem, girl I kissed one time. Nick Nelson and Tara Jones, Heartstopper S1.06

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hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness

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hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

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Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

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Mutuals do this

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