the-mechanical-mechanic

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

just learned from ashes that you’re the only one who can’t cook apparently

do you at least know the basics???

please tell me you can at least make toast

I can cook. Just not well. I can make sandwiches and stuff like that. Saying I can't cook at all is a gross overstatement.

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

how are you doing?

Been....... burnt.... much.... lately......????

-aufeis anon

Yes, unfortunately. Ashes gets bored rather easily.

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

Does your blood taste more like blood or Mercury?

-aufeis anon

It's mercury, there is no blood left. It's all just mercury.

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

Favorite song to play?

Pump Shanty.

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

hello Miss Rasputina jonny has redirected my annoyance to you :3

of course i respect you more than i do the first mate soo

not the worst quotes for you :D

“sacrifices must be made *sharpens knife menacingly while staring at Mickey Mouse*”

i have quotes ive already used :p

-chaoticquotes anon

Hello, CQ Anon! Thank you for annoying the first mate. Jonny doesn't deserve anyone's respect. And that is an excellent quote! I agree.

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

@not-the-first-mate, if you have put yet another bullet in my girlfriend, I will stab a screwdriver through your brain. Consider yourself warned.

[the-mechanical-mechanic]

Greetings

I am Nastya Rasputina, she/her. The only one who knows how to fix shit when it breaks. Dating the Aurora, and I you hurt her, I will commit acts of violence to your skull. Kindly leave me alone unless it's an emergency.