“Ya still can’t say the N Word bucko.”
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“You had me at victorian lady pirates but you sealed the deal with horny old lady”
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“I didn't MEAN to expose his jolly green nipple, but I didn't feel like painting more leaves”
-Matheus
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“I’m not here for the emotions I’m here for the death and witty banter”
-MattPatt
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Teacher Person Woman 2: okay what’s your fear and how can you overcome it?
Snail: Getting injected with heroine
Nathaniel: Getting bit by a snake in the woods and dying
KneeSnap: Clowns. Except when I see a clown my first instinct is to murder them, it’s why I’m not allowed at circuses, because then *I* would be the main attraction
Everyone else: ...
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*rain drop hits clay in the head*
“I AM BEING ASSAULTED BY GOD”
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You don’t scare me! Nothing scares me except snakes and social situations... and also puppets.
-Matheus
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"Fine, I'll be pewdiepie Karissa."
-Steph
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What would be worse: having to watch the birth of a rooster/cow hybrid or watching a girl on the hunt for toes to suck?
I feel like I can't answer this ask because of my implied bias
-S
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One of the few conversations you never expect yourself to be having at 11:30PM:
“Wait so where does Hillary Clinton fall on your list of quality butts?”
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"What if we touched knees while looking at the Google results for 'hand toe?'"
-Hunter F in chat
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If Kaitlyn was black, hoo boy I'd lose it!
-Isabella
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It’s not a tree, it’s a triangle with a retina.
Motherly Ibicile
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