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And then when it's implausible for some other member of the Joesrar bloodline to have a child they assasinate Jotaro too and force him to have a daughter too. What the fuck dude. Stop making gay characters when the stories rely on a bloodline to be continued then? I love how we don't even really know her mother. Bro can't even think of a type of woman Jotaro would like...

I mean i suppose the writing on that is that the kids just pop out of the ground for certain characters later on because it's improbable but we're supposed to not care since, c'mon, it's jojo's bizzare adventure and you're getting hung up on silly things like PLOT🤨🤨😒

Yk I love how blatant it is that for JJBA Part 4 & 5 they had to go with the "uhhhh Joseph had another kid in his 60s which assasinates his character & makes him ulikable" bc Jotaro is just so toothpaste flag coded that man is not even bi. He's NOT going anywhere near coochie. Straight up not straight. Love it.

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Yk I love how blatant it is that for JJBA Part 4 & 5 they had to go with the "uhhhh Joseph had another kid in his 60s which assasinates his character & makes him ulikable" bc Jotaro is just so toothpaste flag coded that man is not even bi. He's NOT going anywhere near coochie. Straight up not straight. Love it.

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tangentially related but not really: people have got to be able to talk about characters having deep platonic bonds without saying they're siblings or family or whatever. if you tell me two characters are sibling-coded and i open it up and there's no siblings i'm gonna be pissed. "family" is not some higher tier of platonic love that is somehow Greater and More Valuable than friendship. you can love your friends with every single bit of your heart, completely and totally, in a platonic way, and not have a family dynamic. you are just friends. this is indeed about sonic characters but if i say which ones the haters are gonna get me

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"I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind"

The Hinterland Doctrine / TWSFNFFA / Death Note

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Had a dream last night about a gravity falls game where you play as young Stanley having to sneak around and lie to stay out of trouble with Filbrick. It wasn't really a horror game but it had a lot of horror game-like mechanics and there was a general sense of discomfort the entire time.

The only quest I can remember is one where Stanley gets a bad report card while Stanford gets a good one. Filbrick is out doing business until tomorrow so you have until the morning to try and make it look like you got good grades. There's an option to use white out on Stanford's card while he sleeps and write your name instead.

You could also get future readings from mom, who would give hints on what will happen to you next so you can start setting up lies and stealing in advance instead of scrambling to cover yourself last minute. (If you could figure out what the readings were hinting at. They got progressively more vague as the game went on, going from "I hear" and "I see", to "I feel")

You didn't get to see what happened when Filbrick caught him, it just cut to a game over screen. You could be caught and sent to your room three times before this happens (which ends the quest you're on. Because you failed to lie well enough). There is no way to win. The game would just keep going with scenarios until you lost or gave up

There was a vending machine on the board walk that had warped reflections in the glass that corrected itself when you looked at it head-on

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we need block appeal on this site i need to be able to argue my merit to people who hate me for one (1) thing i said so that i can reblog their good posts

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Last picture of the green one btw when i got home i'd lost it, probably for flexing.

When they tell you not to wear gold and silver together just know that do

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‘Cynthia and the Unicorn’ by Leonard Weisgard, 1967

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When they tell you not to wear gold and silver together just know that do

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It's giving...

fear me

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I wanted to make more of DN characters next to megastructures but as you can maybe see with how unpolished Near's is, I lost the spirit.

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Found some paper

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Found some paper

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What about this one?

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This post is so unhinged

From nobody acknowledging the mobster calling Soichiro a "good boy" to this escalating into a pen review from 0 to 100 like OP had been waiting for this moment their whole life.

I just noticed that when Soichiro Yagami exchanges the Death Note for Sayu and the mobster tests it, he's using a goddamn fountain pen. 💀

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Mogi makeover ✨

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