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Early glass animals themed purchase for summer

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This is nothing short of fucking exquisite

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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people are gonna listen to me if i put lain iwakura in the background right. am i doing this correctly

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[sd formatting guide for homebrew 3ds]

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Or literally just stay to piss them off and challenge their world view. On that note: carry a gun, US friends💞

happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

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Dandadan yaoi

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inspired by a friend having an Idea and. chewing on it

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Dandadan Yuri! (Plus bonus regular okarun in a skirt)

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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

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My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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Sweet tooth — L. 🍓🎂🍰

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You know what's wild? That they have the guy's ENTIRE FAMILY in their phone book and choose to bother them when the guy who actually works for them spends their off time not bothering with work.

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That last bubble was in english already in the original. 

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kissing you on the forehead

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